Remember...

[speaker4thedead]

The bible tells us that Jesus died on the cross and rose from the grave three days later. We celebrate easter to remind ourselves that Jesus was a zombie. Happy Zombie Jesus Day.

Comments

[sweet_minuet]

OMG! *TACKLES AND SNUGGLES* HOW IN HELLZ ARE YOU!?!

- Jynxie

[catzdragon]

You forgot the best part!

Happy Zombie Jesus CANDY Day!

[evilfirechaos]

Long time since I'd seen a post from you. I agree with the above poster you forgot to mention the Candy....

[alagbon]

Some of my pagan friends up here sacrifice a chocolate bunny for Ostara, by smashing it with a hammer. I've been considering inventing a chocolate-bunny adaptation of the Ashvamedha...