Fic: Better Than A Kick In The Ass [Teen Wolf RPF, NC-17, Dylan/Tyler H.]

[sparseparsley]

Title: Better Than A Kick In The Ass
Rating: NC-17
Genre/Pairing: Tyler Hoechlin/Dylan O’Brien, Teen Wolf RPF
Wordcount: 3k
Warnings: Rough oral sex, dub-con/somnophilia (some sexual contact with a sleeping person)
Notes: Don't give me that face. You know the one I'm talking about. Thanks to Ro and Andrea for being damn dirty enablers of the best

Comments

[apostrophee]

I LOVED this!

[sparseparsley]

:D Thanks, glad you did!

[havemy_heart]

both hot and hilarious :D

[sparseparsley]

*fistpump* Not much more I could want. Thank you!

[heard_the_owl]

HOLY SHIT, YOU...YOU ARE AMAZING. AND THESE 'BARELY LEGAL LYCANTHROPES'? XD THEY ARE ASSHOLES AND I LOVE THEM.

And I just need it stated that I usually get a tiny -*teeny, tiny* bit squicked when I read non-AU RPF.
BUT NEVER WITH YOU. I LOVE YOUR RPF, EVEN (maybe especially?) WHEN IT MAKES ME FEEL SO DIRTY WRONG.

THANK YOU. THANK YOU. THANK YOU. <3

[sparseparsley]

HEY HEY! You like the tag? I admit it made me chuckle like a doof.

Honestly, I sometimes can't get into rpf that's too close to reality either, but trailer sex is like a siren song to me or something. I don't know!

Glad you liked it!

[morganoconner]

I love you.

There are not actual words to convey my love for you right now.

YOU WROTE TEEN WOLF RPF HERE HAVE MY EVERLASTING SOUL PLEASE

*____*

[sparseparsley]

I DID NOT INTEND THIS! I swear. They're just so... they.

I'll totally take your soul though and keep it in the basket on my desk where it can always please me and warm my face. THANKS!

/not creepy

[roamercorridors]

*Applauds*

Blow job + these boys = WIN.

Thanks for sharing!

[sparseparsley]

Easy math. XD

Thank you for reading!