I might be bored or something...

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Stolen from classiczeppelin, who is cooler than me.

Step 1. Put your playlist on shuffle.
Step 2. Post the first line from the first 20 25 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing.
Step 3. NO GOOGLING. (Or, as I call it, if you're curious about something, google after you comment, please.)
Step 4. Strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly.

1. You the

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My current voicemail may or may not be my best friend saying, "Hey, you've reached Sparrow and I SLEPT WITH YOUR FATHER! No I didn't. I just wanted to see your face when I said that."

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I was once accidentally texted my FWB a barrage of Cas feelings meant for someone else...followed by period bitching...ahem.

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Somewhere in the world there's a home video of my two-year-old brother using a broom to wedge the door to an outdoor shower open and then just getting into the shower, fully clothed, while my godfather is completely unaware. You can hear my mom losing her shit in the background and me making a sort of uncertain screeching noise of amusement and alarm.

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Two Thanksgivings ago my cousin and I were hiding (drinking) in the pantry and gradually became aware that my aunt had managed to light the oven on fire. The firetrucks were called and one of my cousins actually hiked up her skirt and started giving them pie. A few hours later my cop friend Facebook messaged me something to the effect of "goddammit, Sparrow. always you."

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Everyone thinks I'm gay, and they're right! Well, half right.

"Your flannel was a dead giveaway," said my best friend once, "that and your huge fucking crush on [named redacted]..."