IS IT JUST ME OR DOES T-PAIN SOUND LIKE A VULCAN NAME? IT JUST NEEDS AN APOSTROPHE....T'PAIN.

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ETA Aug 09: For the record, when I first made this, I thought only I and maybe 2 other people would even get it, which is why I just lazily slapped together this picspam. Apparently I underestimated the EPIC power of The Lonely Island + Star Trek. Now I finally made a GIF! The original is still posted below it, along with the video someone made, so you can now enjoy IOAS in the flavor of your choice. xx



the original:

OH SHIT

GET YOUR PHASERS READY, IT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN

EVERYBODY OUT IN SPACE HIT THE FUCKING DECK



BUT STAY ON YOUR MOTHERFUCKING TOES



WE'RE RUNNIN THIS, LET'S GO



I'M ON A SHIP

I'M ON A SHIP



EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME CAUSE I'M FLYIN ON A SHIP



I'M ON A SHIP

I'M ON A SHIP



TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK AT

THE MOTHERFUCKING SHIP



I'M ON A SHIP MOTHERFUCKER TAKE A LOOKY HERE

STRAIGHT FLYIN THRU SPACE THE FINAL FRONTIER

WE BUSTIN' WARP 5, GOING ON A RESCUE TRIP

YOU CAN'T STOP ME MOTHERFUCKER CAUSE I'M ON A SHIP



TAKE A PICTURE TRICK, I'M ON A SHIP BITCH

WE DRINKING CARDASSIAN SUNRISE, IT'S SO CRISP

I GOT MY MINISKIRT AND MY DANGLY EARRINGS

I'M SPEAKIN KLINGON

YOU ON EARTH STRAIGHT SPEAKIN MORON



I'M RIDIN ON A SHUTTLE, DOIN FLIPS AND SHIT

SMUGGLING KIRK IN, YEAH HE'S GETTIN SO SICK

WELL THIS AIN'T STAR WARS, THIS IS AS TREK AS IT GETS

I'M A DOCTOR, NOT A PHYSICIST

DON'T YOU EVER FORGET



I'M ON A SHIP AND

IT'S GOIN FAST AND

I'VE GOT A STARFLEET-INSIGNIA UNIFORM AND



I'M THE KING OF OUTER SPACE

LIKE A BIG DAMN HERO

IF YOU OWN THE SHOW

THEN YOU SHO' NOT NERO



GET THE FUCK UP



OUT OF THE CHAIR



FUCK EARTH, I'M OUT IN SPACE MOTHERFUCKER

FUCK CANON, THIS IS ALTERNATE REALITY MOTHERFUCKER



I'M ON THE BRIDGE WITH MY BOYZ MOTHERFUCKER



THE SHIP ENGINES MAKE NOISE MOTHERFUCKER



HEY DAD IF YOU COULD SEE ME NOW

ARMS SPREAD WIDE ON THE STARBOARD BOW

I'MA FLY THIS SHIP OUT THE BLACK HOLE SOMEHOW

LIKE TIME TRAVELLING

ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!



NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE ON A SHIP

IT'S A BIG BLACK VACUUMY TRIP

HEY VULCANS LOOK AT MEEEEE

NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY

WHEN MY PLANET GET BLOWN AWAY

BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY



I FUCKED UHURA

LIVE LONG AND PROSPER



I'M ON A SHIP

I'M ON A SHIP



EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME CAUSE I'M FLYIN ON A SHIP

I'M ON A SHIP

I'M ON A SHIP



TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK AT

THE MOTHERFUCKING SHIP

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SPECIAL THANKS:
+ the lonely island for the original motherfucking song
+ wickedground @ stormfronticons for the screencaps
+ additional images from paramount promos
+ this is a parody/derivative work, no copyright infringement is intended. i'm way too unemployed to lawyer up.

ETA: OMG I CAN'T EVEN KEEP UP WITH THE COMMENT AVALANCHE RIGHT NOW. YOU GUYS ARE TOO MUCH. ILU ALL. ROCK OUT WITH YOUR SPOCK OUT. XOXO




people are digg-ing this! :D
ETA 5/22:
OMG. "alltimemcfly" made a YouTube video. ♥

Click to view

ETA 5/24: I've made icons.
naeelah has also made icons.