Nobody told me I'd have to be a ninja before lunch.

[sparklpocalypse]

I get out of bed and the first thing I hear is "MAGZ, calf in the vegetable garden!" So I grab yesterday's pants [black cargo capris] and a random t-shirt from the drawer [also black, albeit faded], toe into my lime green flip-flops, and then go to search for a calf-scaring object, such as a broom or something. [What? I have short limbs

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[kallysten]

lmao
thanks for the giggle
i'm sure you make a fantastically scary ninja

[sparklpocalypse]

Oh, totally. I'm overweight, blond, with film school glasses and lime green flip-flops on. I'm terrifying.

[fiareynne]

*snort* I wish I had been there. With a camera.

[sparklpocalypse]

If the barn doesn't get mucked out soon, there might be a repeat performance.

[woodstarling]

Badass. ;D

[sparklpocalypse]

Srsly. I wish the family paparazzi -- in the form of my little sister -- had been there.