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[sparklpocalypse]

Raise your hand if you've been licked on the head by a cow today!

... anybody? No? Huh. I was gonna start a club and everything.

Comments

[benitle]

Cow slobber is the most disgusting thing in the world but cows are so cute so you kinda forgive them for it, right?

[gwyntastic]

I feel left out. I wanna be licked.

[sparklpocalypse]

Dude, they totally puke into their mouths and then EAT IT again. I took a shower as soon as I was done cooing over the baby moos.

[gwyntastic]

Whatevers! It's just grass and things I don't think about.

[sparklpocalypse]

Yeah, but I wouldn't want a vegetarian to lick my head, either.

[loki_dip]