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[sparkling_by]

O ho ho ho ~~~ ! Romance has certainly seeped into the summer air, hasn't it? Can't you feel it in every single one of your pores? A new active agent, perfect for every* complexion!

*Expect for that of the people staring the way of poor, innocent, defenseless Haruhi. Perverts don't deserve nice skin anyway!

In light of, shall we say, a feeling

Comments

[jesusing_clown]

[Somene mentioned food ALLEN WALKER IS HERE] That's terrible! You can't eat love, you could at least take her to a restaurant.

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[sparkling_by]

How is that romantic, or responsible, or a proof of your culinary independence?

[sparkling_by]

Besides, how will you find a nice restaurant without a personal assistant?

[jesusing_clown]

It's romantic because you take her somewhere with a good atmosphere, it's responsible because you realise you don't have the skills required for this and aren't going to be a jerk and let your date starve, and it's not proof of culinary independence but it is proof that you're willing to put this girls happiness and well being before your own selfish whims! Don't make a girl starve just because you want to play commoner!

IDK IF THIS IS VIDEO OR ACTION probably action so w/e w/e

[wishgrant]

...Why not just eat the onion?

pffffft who even knows, fool : ( b 1/3

[sparkling_by]

Well, what if these charming lovers should want to perhaps come together in one delicate first ki -

[sparkling_by]

ALERT. ALERT. CHILD ON PREMISE. ALERT.

[sparkling_by]

...kidney pie! They don't... go well...with onions...

[mytechskeeper]

Um, while I'm sure the sentiment is there, there is not a lot of sustenance in dining on love.

[Excuse her, cooking is second instinct, so this just doesn't compute.]

[sparkling_by]

Well, I suppose a lady would know best, but - you have to agree, it's certainly low-calorie, isn't it?

[mytechskeeper]

That can't be argued. Still, most people I know would just order take out if they wanted to stay in and eat. That's just my experience though.

[sparkling_by]

O hoooo ~~~

As the owner of such great beauty and craftiness, Miss Tsubaki must have been on a number of dates, hmmm? Is this experience speaking?

[heliolatrous]

What do you mean by "main character," anyway?

[ Pinged by speaking about gods. ]

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[sparkling_by]

Oh, you kn -

[sparkling_by]

YOU.

[sparkling_by]

Hmmmm.

[misterblackbird]

You might go somewhere else for dinner, you know.

[sparkling_by]

But - but your personal secretary isn't here to ensure you pick the absolute finest venue!

[misterblackbird]

Unlike you, I apparently trust my own taste.

[sparkling_by]

Oh, well, that's certainly nice.

Finally, an explanation for that hat.