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[sparkling_by]

Ladies' and gentlemen, please be welcome to the season's first, the season's finest, and the season's greatly awaited...

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JET & ZUKO | TWIN BUTLERS

[sparkling_by]

Mrs. Jet and Zuko know that birds of a feather should work seductively together. They offer their services as twin butlers without question.

STARTING BID: 1 Green coin!

[flamewarring]

Very well. I will start off the bidding at one green coin.

I warn anyone who wishes to compete against me: You will not win.

[fail filter to Tamaki]

[o_tea_p]

...am I allowed to bid on them? I don't think it would be a good idea for Azula to win.

[flamewarring]

Why, Uncle, I didn't know you would consider cheating. How dishonourable of you.

1/2

[o_tea_p]

[D'OH!]

[o_tea_p]

It's not cheating if it's for a good cause!

[flamewarring]

I intend to win this auction fairly, Uncle. After all, if you volunteered their services, I should be able to bid on them as well.

[o_tea_p]

I could would not stop you.

...you do realize what butlers do, right? More importantly, what they don't do?

[flamewarring]

Well, I know they're supposed to serve me.

[o_tea_p]

Tea. They serve you tea. And open doors. Nothing else.

[flamewarring]

...Can they be used to keep doors propped open?

[Zuko and Jet are going to be Azula's new doorstops.]

[pyromatics]

What?!

[Zuko would rather have the other side of his face burned than serve AZULA.]

[flamewarring]

Don't blame me. Blame your Uncle for putting you up for auction.

[pyromatics]

He wouldn't-- Why would he even do that?

[flamewarring]

Because he's old and stupid?

/breaks hiatus l;ajdgla

[pyromatics]

He might be old but he's far from stupid, Azula.

[Aw hayle no.]