I've been wanting to make an entry for at least a week now and I just haven't had time.

The weekend was nice. Ethan and I went to the El Dorado Nature Center ($7 for parking, eep) on Saturday. It was really beautiful out and we saw tons of teeeeny lizards, neat birds and adorable squirrels. There are signs all over the place saying not to feed ( Read more... )

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I'm watching TMZ, recording the Soup and on Perezhilton.com.

Ethan just threw up on me.

But let me just say, he hasn't asked me to change the channel once!! And is now sitting next to me while I peruse Perez. So ha! We both suck.

My sleeping schedule is sooo screwed up. I don't think I've been able to get more than two hours in a row. It's almost four in the morning and I couldn't be more awake right now. I don't feel sleep deprived at all, but I'm thinking the more sleep, the better for healing, right? Also, I'm all itchy! (Itching is normal where my bandages are, but why ( Read more... )

I almost murdered a parking attendant today! I went to the hospital to pre-admit for my surgery and I forgot to get my parking validated. It was going to cost me a whopping $1 for the parking, but I didn't have any money on me, so the dickface loser wouldn't let me go!! He made me back up (at this point an old lady pulled up behind me, was ( Read more... )

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My surgery is scheduled on Thursday the 25th at 10:00 am and I had a terrible anxiety dream about it. I started out so zen about the whole thing and I'm progressivle freaking more and more out. My dream was actually kind of funny, cause nothing really horrible happened. I woke up after the surgery and I was by myself and it was kinda dark and I had ( Read more... )

This morning while I was getting ready for work, Ethan was laying on the couch (cocooned in a blanket and looking really adorable, by the way) and I walked in wearing only a bra with my legs covered in Veet and mustache bleach on my lip and I gyrated and sang 'I'm seeeeeexxyy!'.  That's gotta be one of the least sexiest things I've ever done. ( Read more... )

I finally have a consultation with the surgeon's office next wednesday.  I called them four times and I got put on hold forever, then told they were busy and would call me back and they didn't, got put on hold again for 15 minutes, called back and they said everyone had gone to lunch, could I just make an appointment, um no. So I was done with ( Read more... )

Sorry I only post to complain or update about my lame health. It's pretty sad that my (crappy) health is the only interesting thing going on in my life at the moment. I'm pretty sure I have one of the most boring livejournals ever, so thanks for those of you who have stuck around ( Read more... )