I have an anti-hippy cat

[sparkindarkness]

Proving she is the most awkward creature in the world - this is where the cat decided to lay

Comments

[bubblesbrnaid]

The flowers exist because of annoying F who decided that it was proof of a male household that we had no flowers

Really. Because the only male in this household is a neutered cat and the only flowers we have are some seriously fake wisterias on the altar.

(My grandmother sent me flowers for my birthday once. I'm told the resulting fit of temper is still legend in that newsroom.)

I'm sure the birds are truly appreciative of the lovely awning, though. :)

[sparkindarkness]

I have never understood the appreciation of cut flowers

The birds appreciate the shade

[aviv_b]

Your kitty is at least being useful outside by keeping the birds away. My cats would have eaten the fake flowers and puked down the stairs followed by batting the cherries around the garden.

[tattooofhername]

This sounds suspiciously like what my squatter-cat would do. Possibly followed by bringing me most of a dead thing and then rolling in it, on the only carpeted spot of floor.

[sparkindarkness]

Unfortunately, birds are not afraid of the kitty, because she does not hunt

[buddykat]

If you tie disposable aluminum pie plates in the cherry tree, that will help keep the birds away much better than the awning that Beloved has so thoughtfully provided them. Birds dislike the shiny of the pie plates.

[tattooofhername]

Old CDs work well too, although they don't make the annoying clonk noise when they bash into each other, which birds also dislike.

[sparkindarkness]

You are hereby to blame the for the innumerable shiny take away boxes that are dangling EVERYWHERE in the garden