Too Tired Too Cook, Too Afraid to Let Beloved Cook

[sparkindarkness]

Being under the weather I couldn’t face cooking - odd I’m not nauseous or not hungry, but I am hellaciously exhausted.

Which is a problem - because there’s WANTING to eat, yet not being able to cook and facing… Beloved’s offer to cook instead.

There follows the sudden moment when I desperately try to think of what is in the freezer - surely

Comments

[seryan]

Maybe the elves exchange the brie for the stilton at night? That doesn't mean you should go look: it's probably like the story of the shoemaker and the elves, where if you acknowledge what they're doing they'll stop. Then you'll have all stilton and no more random brie.

Of course, it could just be lurking, as you say. If you don't open it you'll never know. Schröedinger's Cheese...

[being_here]

It could be brieding?

>.>

(I'll just go over here and hide now :S)

[teleens_journal]

All I can think of now is the episode of "Chef" when he was running around the country looking for unpasteurized Stilton.

*giggling*

[meganeko_mausuu]

...so what kind of cheese did you end up having?

[eandh99]

throw the stilton out before it develops sentience and enslaves the brie to take over and control your refrigerator - stilon's nasty at the best of times.