So I got a phone call

[sparkindarkness]

Beloved:  *unbelievably cheerful* Sparky!   Hurry home, I miss you!

Sparky: *suspicious look at phone* what did you do?

Beloved: What? Can’t I just…

Sparky:No. What did you do?

Beloved: Look, before you get mad…

Sparky: I’m saving time, I’m already mad.

Beloved: But listen, listen, listen, because this is actually good

Comments

[fadethecat]

I have a pretty tasty honey-soy chicken recipe, if you want it. It assumes boneless thighs or breasts, but probably works just fine with any variant of chicken part.

[sparkindarkness]

This could be very very useful, thankee

[fadethecat]

Recipe

[thornedillusion]

He's helping!

[lilisonna]

Halping. The word for that is Halping. :-)

[sparkindarkness]

Uh-huh, so he says

[jocelyncs]

I'm sure this must be connected to some kind of mental pathology, but danged if I can figure out what it is. Pre-hoarding? Nom obsessiveness? I got nuthin'.

[sparkindarkness]

A desperate urge to accept any and all bargains, methinks

[teleens_journal]

I can't do anything but laugh. And be grateful that R rarely buys food.

[sparkindarkness]

I need to take everything resembling currency off him

[virginia_fell]

*giggles*

[sparkindarkness]

No encouraging him!