It seems that, yesterday, someone (I’m assuming annoying, homophobic note-leaving freak who is sorely in need of a hobby) left a paper-back Bible by our front doorstep
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Maybe its time to put up a note on your door. Something along the lines of "Please feel free to leave your bibles and other religious materials for us. It's much appreciated as cat litter is quite expensive."
But don't you realize that your passive-aggressive neighbor is trying to save your souls and you should be grateful that he's leaving a path to salvation on your front stoop, car, etc?! You should check every day to see what great favor his god has decided you need (according to the neighbor, who obviously speaks for his god)!
Isn't it amazing how much dripping sarcasm sounds like overzealous religious nonsense?
My soul does not approve of the soggy. My soul will be damned, I'm told it's warm in hell, and dry. And all the interesting people will be there anyway if these guys are right.
That is true. All the cool kids will be in hell anyway. I already have plans with friends to piss out the fires of a corner of hell and live there free of flames, but still plenty warm. Maybe we'll make s'mores.
Whoever left that there, really can't catch a break, can they? I probably would've been devious, and left that wet thing there to see what happens.
On the plus side, I had a good laugh at the thought of it. I think some higher being is on your side, and probably did it for you because they were probably more annoyed at seeing whatever religious zealot kept harassing you.
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People are stupid. *hugs*
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Isn't it amazing how much dripping sarcasm sounds like overzealous religious nonsense?
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I probably would've been devious, and left that wet thing there to see what happens.
On the plus side, I had a good laugh at the thought of it. I think some higher being is on your side, and probably did it for you because they were probably more annoyed at seeing whatever religious zealot kept harassing you.
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But maybe this points to who is really on the divine side
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