Oh heavens. Kali does The Whine. Especially when you're desperately busy and she wants to play. She'll sit next to her feather toy and make that pathetic, heart breaking "why don't you love me anymore?" squeak.
Because if I impose world peace undfer my almost-benevolent dictatorship it prevents me randomly massacring people who annoy me. And I needs me them random massacres
This single, tiny noise is clearly the power of the gods. It isn't loud. It isn't annoying. It isn't even repeated. But this noise is the most pathetic, tragic, helplessly desperate little noise you have ever heard. No sound can match the sheer horrific tragedy of this little noise. The mere echo of this sound can cause so much guilt that only desperate willpower stops you committing suicide or joining a monastry somewhere to reflect on what a vile, evil person you are. It is important never to make eye contact with that sound, because the sight of the BIG blue eyes and the ears dropping pathetically, with that whine? Yeah, Stalin would crack in the face of that.
Imagine that from a fluffy gray tabby fits easily into your cupped hands, staring at you with white-rimmed gray eyes. Bagelbaby has a soul-piercing whine that dissolves me into a puddle of goo.
Bastis is also skilled, although hers are closer than squeaks to whines, she usually gets into my lap even when she does the "silent meow" if I happen to be looking at her.
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Imagine that from a fluffy gray tabby fits easily into your cupped hands, staring at you with white-rimmed gray eyes. Bagelbaby has a soul-piercing whine that dissolves me into a puddle of goo.
Bastis is also skilled, although hers are closer than squeaks to whines, she usually gets into my lap even when she does the "silent meow" if I happen to be looking at her.
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And yes, she should NOT be getting human food, certainly not at the table
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