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[spark_nymph]

Ahem. [Now. Who would have guessed that the Nymph has made herself at home so soon? It was obvious that she wasn't going to be leaving the island until one of the competent leaders arrived. And lo and behold... so far, there's only been sunshine and an entire horde of fools to wait on her hand and foot

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[unlocked_hart]

Um, hi. I'm Tifa and I'm down the hall?

Yeah, so. Uh, I'm having a little bit of a crisis of my own, thanks, so you'll just have to wait your turn before we try to set up housekeeping, ok?

Thanks ever so much!

[Tifa sounds out of breath, a little panicky and altogether flustered.]

[spark_nymph]

[... What the hell was this crazy, illiterate... Didn't she SEE the picture? Looking agitated (or something; it's hard to tell with the glasses), she turns to eye the device.]

What're you yammering on about?!

[unlocked_hart]

Well...it's really complicated...if we survive this I'll be sure to tell you alllll about it, okay, but right now I have to go into my closet and try not to hyperventilate, but it's not every day you get to see your worst nightmare walking around as if he owns the place!!

[spark_nymph]

Woman, are you on drugs?

[She settles back down comfortably, gesturing fleetingly to the white sands and the aquamarine expanse.]

Do you see anything nightmarish about this place? Just take a damn pill and relax.

[Coming from Larxene, that was saying something. ... Then again, she has no idea what Tifa is talking about. Or who, more specifically.]

[madam_scarlet]

Now that's how it's done! You show them.

[spark_nymph]

They'd better listen, too. I don't like to repeat myself...

[madam_scarlet]

No one likes repeating themselves, dear. It's a waste of breath. If they don't get it, just show them what you mean.

[spark_nymph]

Already colored the damn picture.

Wonder if I'll have to rub their noses in it, too.

[injureaheart]

Slobs, Larxene? [Saix's voice is mildly amused.]

Surely you jest, hm? When I can recall your own quarters to be nothing less than environmentally devastating.

[spark_nymph]

Doesn't matter. They're MY quarters.

[injureaheart]

Perhaps, but the concept is to share. However, I would offer sympathy for the poor beings forced to cohabitate with you, were such not vastly ironic and impossible.

...although, you're not very fond of that, I know. Hn, perhaps you should learn?

[spark_nymph]

Perhaps you should shove it.

[Folds her arms, wiggling stubbornly on her white beach towel.]

[stonewarrior]

[There's a click, and then silence while Paine makes sure she has the attention of the poster.]

I don't deal with brats. So I'll keep this succinct.

[A brief pause, if you could see her, her arms would be crossed over her chest, eyebrow arched in her own kind of amusement.]

No.

[spark_nymph]

[Nonono, she's too relaxed to get upset at the man speaking to her on the network. She produces a magazine and begins flipping through.]

Do it or deal with the consequences.

lmao LMAO LMAO LMAO OMYGOD YES!! LMAO!

[flurryflame]

Looks like you've adapted nicely here, Sunshine.

Bitches be oversteppin' they boundaries B|

[spark_nymph]

If we're stuck here... might as well get comfortable. ♥

Apparently 8D!

[flurryflame]

Is that so? And what's comfortable to you? Those ridiculous sunglasses that cover up half your face? Why not just put your hood on, it'll get the job done better.

[spark_nymph]

Tch! Shows how much YOU know, Axel.