9 Sad, Sad Stories [backdated to truth event]

[spannerinworks]

Although I am truly, deeply flattered to have won that little contest, and my beautiful arrogance thanks you for it, I cannot meet it with a happy heart. You see, the only way a person can be objectively attractive is if they have an unshakable grasp on who they are and what they do and where oh where oh where they fit in this vast clanking machine

Comments

[andmagnifique]

Now, now, there are more ways to be handsome than that.

[burgerboobs]

I'm pretty sure Yancy was just kidding about the whole future murderer thing.

[ebonpyres]

not entirely sure what youre getting at here dude
but if you won a contest i guess that means that the majority has spoken
and the majority thinks youre hot
so i say ride the waves and reap the rewards of democracy brother
youve probably earned it

[saving_violins]

Hmmmmmmmm?

I'm not sure if I'm understanding right but but but. I'm sure you're not the type. A little mad but not that mad.