Eleventh Lotus

[spandexisyouth]

[The writing is rather more scrawled and hasty than normal.]

Bell is gone! He disappeared! He was here and now he is gone! He is still somewhere? Here? He is not actually gone?

Does anyone know where there is a jail here?

[[added in the afternoon]] If there is anyone who met Lotus here, I would like to talk to them please! Or to write! Either

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and this one isn't playing so he has no clue

[man_genius]

What? Calm down Youth! Disappeared? How is that possible?

[grab_my_bells]

Of course you do. How else will you lose your unicorn?

Besides, this magazine I found said 'the internet is for porn.' You miss your internet thing, and all the luxuries that came with it, don't you?
So really, we're doing you a service?

oh god why genius why? /facepalm

[man_genius]

[This is all written in quick, rambling pen strokes]

For the last time! There is no way to prove a man is a v-v...inexperienced...simply because he at one point had a previously considered mythical creature follow him around for a week! Even if it was true, why would I want such a thing to be so ...lewd, unimaginative and psychologically revealing? The act of lovemaking is just a bunch of chemical reactions that are triggered by the instinctive urge to procreate and continue the species. Some people's motors are started by seeing chicks in high heels and shirts! Others are like you, are clearly insane. So whereas where you've evolved to a point where you need to jump your roommate in the middle of the night while he's sleeping to guarantee your gene pool's success, clearly I'm an more enlightened gene pool that recognizes the futility of developing a...man crush...on Youth.

AND THE INTERNET ISN'T JUST FOR PORN!

[grab_my_bells]

[And now I wish he knew 'tl;dr']

You think I want Youth's babies?

oh? If not just porn, enlighten me, then.

All that work for two sentences. ...GIMME YOUR MUSE!

[man_genius]

Consciously? No of course not. Subconsciously however, all men--and women-- are driven by reproductive needs. It doesn't mean you want mini snot nosed Youths running around all over the place, but the reason people make relationships is to guarantee the continual success of their social group. You like him so you spend time with him. Grouping. It starts with that. Then it moves forward if you are compatible.

It's all about the exchange of information, frienemy. Data. The internet works like how the journals work but on the computer basically. Of course there's porn, there's probably porn on the journals somewhere.

NO! ...and I'm sorry he's not sorry?

[grab_my_bells]

You didn't get out much, did you? [Which is probably saying something, coming from him.] ...essentially what you're saying is that relationships are, at their core, simply unconscious need-based responses centered on our usefulness to each other. I have needs, you have needs, we can meet our needs together. You wash my back, I'll wash yours? In this case, the need is preservation of ideas/social status/genetics/self/etc. Right?

Ah, I see. So a big forum, then. Your man-twin needs to provide the porn. I've been reading the journals...they're pornless.

this is a trap isnt it?

[man_genius]

...I'm beginning to think not.

Exactly! You get it.

Basically. No way, any porn that comes from Derrick is immediate TMI, no touchy zone for me. That's just wrong.

It could be. Anything you say can and will be used against you at a later date.

[grab_my_bells]

Yeah.

Yes. I understand what you're saying.

I don't agree with it. Sex may be just about fundamental basic needs, but there's a point where the people themselves cease to be about their usefulness and become [A pause] just good to have.

Because it might be about you?

I LOOK FORWARD TO IT

[man_genius]

Are we gonna get out a guitar and sing Kumbaya? Cause that's where it looks like you're going with this. Look, it feels good to have because it's in the species best interest to feel that way. Doesn't matter why, just that's how it is and we've benefited from it for ages. I'm not really that interested in why you like Youth or why you seem to be a raging shipper. If that's how you're made and it makes you both happy as clams, then cool. Right on. Go for it. Have lots and lots of middle of the night grope sessions. Doesn't mean I want to be updated about it.

[Ink drop here because i'm too lazy to find the gif]

NO THAT'S NOT WHY. Because I'm not interested in Derrick! His exploits are not relevant to my interests.

GOOD

[grab_my_bells]

[Leaves all the first part alone. For now.]

What makes you think he'll write about himself? I wouldn't be surprised if he focused it more on those around him than his own experiences. Maybe he'll write about you and Fred.

[man_genius]

[Good cause I'm not typing that out again. Wait what?]

There's nothing to write about between me and Fred so it would be the worst selling story ever. He wouldn't get past the first page.

[grab_my_bells]

[ ^_^ ]

He has an imagination. He'll make something up.

[bloody_pens]

I should well HOPE you're not interested in me.

his type as pictured in this icon

[man_genius]

STALKER. I'm not. Even though you're not genetically related to me, there's still a strong socialization factor that says DNW to incest.

Besides that you're not my type.

[bloody_pens]

I stalk because I care, man-twin. And require ample opportunities to tease you.

... I think I swing toward ladies anyway.

[grab_my_bells]

I'm in jail. Apparently, I was supposed to "Evade The Cops" and didn't.
I don't think someone understands how to play this game. There should be handcuffs.