Tenth Lotus

[spandexisyouth]

Bell? I think that Turtle has locked us out of the house. He was on the doorstep and now I cannot get in. I do not know how he managed this

Comments

[grab_my_bells]

How does a turtle lock us out of a house?

[spandexisyouth]

I do not know. But I cannot get in. And he was outside. I cannot think of another explanation.

[grab_my_bells]

Did you take him for a walk and forget the keys?

[spandexisyouth]

I was returning from trai

That must be it. Of course. I was walking Turtle. Yes.

[feathered_earth]

You're locked out too? Well hey, a pillow fort is a good place to sleep! It's pretty warm, too.

[spandexisyouth]

I am! It is more than just me and Reed? Then perhaps it was not my turtle!

[feathered_earth]

It'd have to be a pretty skillful turtle.

[spandexisyouth]

Turtle is MY turtle! Of course he is skillful!

FORWARD DATED: MORNING OF THE THIRTEENTH

[stonyfaced]

It's bloody freezing out here.

Where's this Bloomingdale's place? I swear, they must have constructed this thing intending for people to get lost.

[spandexisyouth]

It is!

There are directories! They have stickers on them that tell you Where You Are! They are very helpful. It is in the bottom right-hand-corner of the map on the directories!

[stonyfaced]

Ah, directories. Makes sense.

[A couple minutes later.]

They ought to have directories for directories.

[Waaaiiiiit just a few more minutes.]

Oh. I see what you're talking about now.

[spandexisyouth]

So then you can find where you are and from there you can find Bloomingdales! They had to line up every one to match where the sticker was! Otherwise they would not be correct about where you are!

[pinkmoonrabbit]

A pillow fort? That sounds comfy!

[spandexisyouth]

It is! The floor is soft and so are the walls and the roof! Though the roof keeps falling! I am remedying this.

[pinkmoonrabbit]

How do you plan on keeping it up?

[spandexisyouth]

More pillows! They are the walls and the support pillars!