Hospitality

[spanambula]

I'd like to look back through my day planners, diaries, and journal entries to find the specific date when I put "become a complete moron" on my to-do list. I don't think I used to be stupid. But whatever gleanings of intellect I once clung tenaciously to, they have now abandoned me for persons more worthy of mental might, people like the

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nice try

[anonymous]

was that an attempt at wit? yawn. man, you're a bozo.

Re: nice try

[spanambula]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you... my Anonymous Detractor!!!

Re: nice try

[whune]

lol

well you did, like, one time, say you, sometimes, wished he/she would come back

take heart: my first reaction to his/her post was laughter @ him/her

[kookie_chick]

That is a very funny (albiet most likely extremely frustrating at the time you were living it) story. :) I LOL'd at the balloon. You're a nut! :D

[whune]

i agree: the balloon is inspired.

and, seeing as I believe every bit of our lives is a result of our selves...

I entertain the notion that the entire series of goofs was caused by your subconscious, being directed by your Cancerian empathy: desiring to have something funny to relate; because you intuitively knew that's what she needed and only you could deliver so well.