Yoinked from trans_9

[governorkang]

THE DATING❤PROFILES MEME

How this works:
1. Post as your character!
2. Other characters will reply with a "dating profile" they have written for your character, based on what they know of them.
3. ???
4. Profit!

Comments

[cmdrstarscream]

 

[caelumtorqueo]

Don't even bother. You cannot POSSIBLY love Starscream more than he loves himself.

[Hey, wanna see how fast I warp away from that missile you're gonna fire at my head?]

[cmdrstarscream]

Oh, anyone is always welcome to try.

[namesnotprowl]

F-22 Raptor (Tyran, Decepticon) seeking Megatron or equivalent for nights of simpering followed by vicious tormenting. Enjoys arm-removal and being kicked repeatedly.

[spacetimeguard]

Safeguard? Does he even count? XD

[governorkang]

No.

...He hates me now.

[knightslegacy]

[theheterodyne]

Intelligent, compassionate (and brightly colored) Tyran medic seeks companion interested in science and Cybertronian anatomy.

Must enjoy oil baths, medical clinics, and wayward creations.

[theheterodyne]

Oh, I know!