Watchmen Kink Meme 4: The Fab, Fantastic Four

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Rules of the meme:

1. Anonymously post a pairing and prompt you would like to see written. Since this is a kink meme, there is supposted to be a kink involved, but normal well-written prompts should work just as well.

2. Anonymous will respond to your post and write it for you! Art and such is also acceptable/awesome. Multiple people may respond to

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The Odd Couple

[anonymous]

Anyone really, Dan/Ror (ER), CaptM/HJ, $B/Mothman, even Laurie/DrM, just a badass vigilante couple having the same kind of spats as every couple.

"Do you really need another slice of cheesecake?"

"How hard is it to put the cap back on the toothpaste?"

"I don't care if your grandmother embroidered it by hand, I hate that tablecloth."

"Where're my shoes? Why do you keep moving my shoes? I left them there so I'd know where they were!"

"Just once I'd like to take the car and find it hasn't been left on empty."

"Why is the ironing board still out?"

Re: The Odd Couple

[anonymous]

I can so see Rorschach asking Dan about the cheesecake :)

Re: The Odd Couple

[anonymous]

He really just wants that cheesecake all for himself.

Minor Irritations (1/3)

[anonymous]

Not sure this is quite what OP wanted...in fact I'm not sure it's any good, so if anyone else wants to fill, please, go for it

Minor Irritations (2/3)

[anonymous]

Rorschach polishes off the last bite and tosses the cardboard takeout box aside. “High in calories, Daniel,” he scolds as he affixes the latex face over his own

Minor Irritations (3/3)

[anonymous]

“Thank you. Now, if you don’t mind, I’m going to run out to the corner store to buy more.”

Rorschach nods apathetically and meanders into the living room, perhaps to take in a news report or two while he waits for Dan to return from his errand. There is the click of the television, followed by two soft thuds on glass.

“And keep your feet off the coffee table!” reprimands Dan from the entryway, as he wraps his long coat around his shoulders and checks to make sure there is cash in one of the pockets. “You’re going to scratch the glass and scuff up the woodwork!”

Rorschach’s reply comes in a low growl. “Don’t buy ice cream, Daniel. Know you’re thinking about it. High in calories.”

Dan groans and steps out into the evening air, closing the door behind him.

Re: Minor Irritations (3/3)

[servetolive]

I seriously like, lol'ed very loud at the ice cream truck remark.

RORSCHACH. THAT WAS SO RUDE. XD

Anon is awesome.

Re: Minor Irritations (3/3)

[anonymous]

A moment passes wherein the men stare each other down, saying nothing. Neither of them move until, very slowly, Rorschach lifts another fork’s worth of second-day Gunga Diner into his exposed mouth.

The mental image of Rorschach slooowly putting the food in his mouth right in front of Livid!Dan still has me giggling like crazy. Love the story, Anon! Just exactly what I needed today. :D

Author

[anonymous]

Hehe, glad all of you enjoyed. <3

Re: Minor Irritations (3/3)

[anonymous]

MOTHER HEN DAN IS THE BEST KINDA DAN :D