Watchmen Kink Meme 4: The Fab, Fantastic Four

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Rules of the meme:

1. Anonymously post a pairing and prompt you would like to see written. Since this is a kink meme, there is supposted to be a kink involved, but normal well-written prompts should work just as well.

2. Anonymous will respond to your post and write it for you! Art and such is also acceptable/awesome. Multiple people may respond to

Comments

Stop following me >:(

[anonymous]

I know we've got unicorn fills already, but I need more top-grade sparkle-snorting crack.

So Rorschach takes a short cut through Central Park one magical night, and ends up being followed around by a vomit-inducingly cute baby unicorn who's unable to resist his virginal uh, musk.

Things get kind of difficult to explain and even more so when the stupid goddamn unicorn follows Walter around, too.

Uh, anyway. Crack with Rorschach trying to lose his virginity to get rid of sickeningly adorable unicorn because it's compromising his identity, but it's not that easy to get it on when the damn thing is watching.

Re: Stop following me >:(

[anonymous]

but it's not that easy to get it on when the damn thing is watching

THAT MAKES ME FEEL DIRTY IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES. D:

Stop following me >:( 1/?

[anonymous]

Its eyes burned. After so long of staring into the sins of men, having concentrated purity focused on him left him feeling unclean and miserable. He had heard it said often enough that he wasn’t much better than the scum he put away, but under the perfect little creature’s gaze, this was the first time he had felt it to be true. He had processed it as regretful, but the price that had to be paid, his soul for the city’s, and tried to go on

Re: Stop following me >:( 1/?

[anonymous]

D'aaw, what a cute baby unicorn. Rorschach wanting to take care of it is adorable and sad, and his bargain with the city is pretty true.

Stop following me >:( 2/?

[anonymous]

He tried again out of costume. She was younger, so drunk he probably wouldn’t even have to pay her, sprawled against the railing of some stairs. She had a tattoo of a unicorn on her bare belly, and he thought that might be some sort of sign. She grinned at him, greeted him like she knew him from somewhere, asked if he wanted some company, told him how lonely she was. She wanted to know if he had a place they could crash, because it was cold out here in just a miniskirt and a jacket. She spread her legs and held the jacket open to prove it

Re: Stop following me >:( 2/?

[anonymous]

God, I love this. Rorschach's desperate musing on child molestation is so him. It occurs to him because he's too practical not to see it, but makes him want to hurl. Poor Rorschach. Go to Dan. Dan will love you.

Re: Stop following me >:( 2/?

[anonymous]

Rorschach's desperate musing on child molestation is so him. It occurs to him because he's too practical not to see it, but makes him want to hurl.

THIS comment by anon. reader describes one aspect of the awesomeness of your characterisation and description--it's honest (that such a thing would come to his mind) and it's accurate (that he's not innocent enough for it not to occur to him but thinking it doesn't make him totally depraved, he's got his limits). I also liked your part 1 reference to his 'bargain' with the city, sacrificing his own soul. Good work, anon, looking forward to more.

Re: Stop following me >:( 2/?

[anonymous]

I don´t know how someone can write ever serious stuuf with UNICORNS! in it. I mean... UNICORNS! Whoever you are you are good... (and the whole time it was UnicornAdrian who just followed him to tease him. xD Sorry i couldn´t resist to make this joke)

Stop following me >:( 3/?

[anonymous]

Another night, another patrol, he saw the twin round eyes of the ship pass over him and stopped to wait. He had hoped being back in costume would help, having his true face on would banish the misery. It hadn’t

Re: Stop following me >:( 3/?

[anonymous]

Fffffffuck, anon. Once again, something astonishing has come from a cracked-out prompt.

warmth flooded the thousand empty places under his skin.

poetry.

Re: Stop following me >:( 3/?

[anonymous]

The real miracle was that Dan could see it. Hmm VirginDaniel.
Nothing better to start a morning.

Re: Stop following me >:( 3/?

[anonymous]

Hell yes. Poor little baby pornicorn. XD

Re: Stop following me >:( 3/?

[anonymous]

so much win. so much T__T

Re: Stop following me >:( 3/?

[anonymous]

Yeeeessssss. The unicorn doesn't approve! XD
I love how desperate and crazy Rorschach became. That shows we can truly have nothing pure in this world.
But I'm so happy Dan could see it too!

Re: Stop following me >:( 3/?

[anonymous]

I heart this so much.

Re: Stop following me >:( 3/?

[wolverinegal]

More please? Preferably with the Unicorn pracning off back to the park after the porn saying "Another job well done?"