Happy Thanksgiving!

[spacefem]

I went to buy a turkey, but all I found at the store were small ones. I called the manager over and said "Excuse me sir, do your turkeys get any bigger?"

He replied "No, ma'am. They are dead."

Okay sorry about that, but it's my favorite Thanksgiving joke.

I want to wish you all a Happy Thanksgiving!

In life news... I'm getting back into

Comments

[fbhjr]

It did make me laugh out loud...

Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours!

[newlifeinstpaul]

Oh GEEZ I was gonna ask what alternate universe you live in and can I shop there. B and I have a 14 pound turkey for two

[wildcelticrose2]

I ordered "the smallest turkey they had" I now have a 15 pound bird in the freezer.

It's just me.

I did score a 6 pound breast so that's what I'm cooking this year.

[maju01]

I can't imagine why you might have tired of Twitter four years ago.

That joke made me laugh.

[spacefem]

I was actually WAY into Twitter around 2008-2010... there was a great community in wichita and I made some lifelong friends! Then it shifted, or I shifted... I haven’t decided.

[wantedonvoyage]

LOL In reality I think this year everybody's having the opposite problem.

I largely avoid Twitter because especially lately) it is too easy to become someone I dislike on there.

[wildcelticrose2]

I knew this had to be a joke because there is a small turkey shortage this year.