There are only two things i can think of to cheer me up to normal status right now... some ass, or a blunt... can anybody help me? if not don't worry about it, you only ruined christmas...

dumbest idea ever... dumb poopy dumb spazshit ass-spelunking dumb idea.

I'm a horrible person. I've decided this. Whether it be job related, friend related, family related, or jsut in general, I've decided that I'm more of a horrible person as opposed to a not so bad person. Fuck me to the moon I'm being whiney. I really, really, really, want to go back to school, with a part time job, having a good time and doing well ( Read more... )

Forgot to add, when you get your hair cut really short after it being wild and long... Women pinch your butt a lot more, and your coworkers (mind you all grown women) say your "hot" and want to "get busy after work", that one kind of caught me off gaurd. But the hair is officially cut short, still trying to get used to it, ESPECIALLY in the cold ( Read more... )

When I go out to western, i intend to have a huge make out session... I have an idea of my goal, but they will probably freak out.

I'm so bored right now, and I'm almost broke. with classes, books, a bass guitar, and a car payment and insurance, I'm almost flat broke at the current moment, with i think only a couple hundred bucks for spending cash. Normally the bank account would be more full, and it wouldn't be such a problem, but since I'm giong to western for the weekend, I ( Read more... )

I'm an idiot sometimes, well most of the time really. Annnnnnnnnnnnnd what?

Take the quiz:
What type of kisser are you?

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Ok, so I'm doing the whol work thing when, dead serious, I take this Mr.Richards up to his room, I find otonthe way up his real name,REALNAME, the ones his parents gave him,was Stiney... Oh my god Stiney. Does anyone remember Strong Bad? STINEY GET ME A DANISH!! i chuckled outloud and asked him if he likes danishes, he said yes if anyone cares. On ( Read more... )

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