Not that anyone reads this anyway.

[spacedick]

So fuck all the frozen rain, i almost got into a bajillion accidents on the way home. Not to mention I am almost positive that I killed a small to mid size creature on the way home. Listen though before you get all "awww poor thing", the bitch had it coming. Im dreiving along minding my own business, when i see this thing start to walk across the

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[spacedick]

PS- I'm sorry for all the misspelled words, I wrote this in like 45 seconds so I didn't forget anything, plus im a horrible typer.

[amyingridlois]

i hate opossums.....what a stupid animal. plus nobody can even pronounce the name right with that stupid silent O.

[sasspatrol2]

Possum has an o on it? Whats it for if its silent anyways?

[spacedick]

i think it's supposed to be like on a sitcom "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOpossum, you silly critter"

[spacedick]

yeah, let's make them extinct. I mean seriously how many times have you heard an animal rights activist cry out " Leave that poor defensless Opossum alone!". I mean come on, they don't even play a part in the ecosystem, the just lounge around, eat garbage, play dead, and have babies.

[cherrychick069]

i hope it was an opossum too...i hate those fucking creatures...they're ugly, stupid, and mean.

yeah, i just decided to basically skate down my driveway this morning because of the ice...luckily i grabbed a hold of my mirror to stop me or else i would have ended up in the street.

[spacedick]

haha, next time get a running start and make a little jump

[cherrychick069]

i might fall on my ass if i do that. haha