why am I human and living?

[spacecolonspace]

I'm covered in glitter, and I've got trousers I can't operate.

It's been that kind of a day.

Comments

[boxcarwilly]

Sounds like a David Bowie kind of day, to me. Can't have been all that bad then? ;D

[spacecolonspace]

Hard fought and won glitter!

I've decided I need a trouser assistant. Glitter optional.

[galiena_pvszr]

I love your tales of domestic woe! How do you do that....?

And with such flare?

[spacecolonspace]

We're all good at something.

My specialty is malfunctioning around the house in intricate and strange ways.

[galiena_pvszr]

They should use you as a test pilot for.... household goods...

If they survive you, and if you survive them, they are ready for the common market!