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[spacecolonspace]

I think I've figured out why I wake up covered in bruises and lesions.

When the witching hour comes, I turn into roller derby queen the Backbiting Book Bitch.

I'm a cardigan on roller skates, me.

Comments

[fryphile]

Sure you didn't spend the night with Ike Turner?

[spacecolonspace]

But then I'd be bruised, lacerated, and famous.