I'm a Chronic Dresser

[space_cadet]

a Text. (or two)

Olly: I have a ridiculous amount of texts from you that say 'let me put on pants*' or something to that degree.
Me: I can't help what I am: a pantsless woman with a phone.

I wear pants because I'm getting over an epic break up fight I had with the sun a long time ago (read: I'm crazy pale). I'm ready to give it another chance,

Comments

[elohisa]

Does that work? I always get incredibly pale during the winter unless I'm careful (it's a genetic thing that's really rather unpleasant) but we have a string of warm days here in NYC. It feels like just wearing short tops isn't enough, though!

On a non-vanity-related subject, those have to be the funniest texts I've seen in a long time. :)

[space_cadet]

Yeah, it's so weird. I live in Southern California so I am basically forced to wear pants in the summer when I go out and skirts in the winter, lest I be even more pale and become translucent. I'm backwards :\ That way I keep some semblance of healthiness while never getting sunny enough to burn.

The tannest part of my body is basically my feet because of my flip flops and lack of shoes year-round, hahaha. Clearly my lifestyle won't work for you, since you will actually have weather :)

[eisenlunge]

I am very pale too, but embrace it! Invite shorts and skirts into your life!

[kittehkat]

Everything about the entry and explanation makes 100% perfect sense to me. Haha.

[lostacanthus]

omg I am so pale its disgusting. I should try and tan more or something, but I look really horrible in shorts/skirts :\ Hate ittt.