[fic] Sequel to 'Kazu-chan can't sleep': Now Jinjin can't sleep
Title: Sequel to Kazu-chan can't sleep: Now Jinjin can't sleep
Author: spaarklingwine
Pairings: Akame
Rating: R - just to be safe
Genre: Fluff, crack.
Disclaimer: I firmly believe that the more water bottles I drink, the more likely Akame will belong to me someday! Yosh! But until then, they are not mine T-T
Summary: Well Jin has successfully managed to get Kazu-chan to bed. But now he can't sleep. T-TUN are up for the mission. Stupidity (once again) ensues.
Warnings: Unbetaed.
Author's Notes: Because my friends on and offline have wondered as to how Jin will cure his insomnia, I have decided to provide an answer out of my warped little mind^^;; Akame is real~
It's not necessary to read Prequel: Kazu-chan can't sleep first, but it's better xD;;
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Previously:
All of a sudden, Kame's computer whirred to life and Kazu-chan's voice drifted out of it, replaying the thing he recorded when he couldn't sleep last night.
"I do not miss Jin."
Jin froze in shock. A million thoughts swarmed through his head in panic.
He lay awake all night.
Akanishi Jin had insomnia.
*
This was so not what he needed. He even slept extra carefully on the plane in order to ensure that he would already lose his jet lag by the time he arrived back to Tokyo so that he could spend as much time with Kame as possible, and not sleep through it all. But upon his arrival he was greeted by a distraught Kazu-chan who firmly believed that: A. He had insomnia and B. He was going to turn into a vampire and passed out members of KAT-TUN.
And when Kame finally got to sleep-
I didn't even get my chance to have sex with him!
-Jin heard Kame say he didn't miss him through his computer.
Firstly, what was he doing recording that sort of stuff on his computer? Jin didn't buy Kame that computer for him to record unlove confessions on it. Yes. Unlove confessions. 'It is now officially a word,' Jin thought grumpily.
So now, Akanishi Jin was lying on Kame's bed with the cute turtle wrapped up in his arms, but Jin couldn't go to sleep. He was too worried. Worried and scared that Kame really didn't miss him at all even though he seemed like he did. Anxiety twisted in his stomach, but he couldn't bear to wake his cute Kazu-chan who was sleeping so peacefully.
Finally, having decided to suffer in silence, the door creaked open, and T-TUN poked their heads around.
Koki grinned and pointed at Kame's sleeping figure, before whispering, "Look at our handiwork~ Operation M.K.F.A.S.T.H.G.S.S.A.H.N.G.T.T.I.A.V.H.M.J. was a success! Well done, T-TUN, we made Kame fall asleep! Good job, good job, good job-"
T-TUN broke out in a tiny cheer and Jin looked on with amusement as they congratulated each other on their brilliant plans, patting each other on the backs, shaking hands and hugging tearfully.
'They are such drama queens,' Jin thought affectionately, completely brushing aside the fact that they didn't do anything.
"Ehhhhhh?! Jin is back! Jin is back! Jin is back!" Ueda jumps up and down excitedly whilst pointing and squealing loudly.
Simultaneously Jin made to cover Kame's ears and Maru went to cover Ueda's mouth. "Shh, Ueda you'll wake Kame up." Ueda nodded apologetically, still with Maru's hand over his mouth. "Okay, now quietly this time. Yaaaayyyy~ Jin is back! Jin is back!" They whispered excitedly and huddled around outside like idiots.
Jin carefully pulled away from Kame, leaving the younger boy to sleepily try to grope around for the removed body, before walking up towards the quietly bouncing T-TUN. "Hey guys, it's been a long time! Anou... why aren't you guys sleeping? It's like midnight."
T-TUN all smiled sheepishly, and Junno started to explain. "Ah... about that... we were trying so hard - like so hard - to help Kame-chan go to sleep... but we kind of ended up just passing out during the day instead-"
Koki whacked Junno, "Speak for yourself. You passed out. I just fell asleep!"
"-And since we slept through the day... we can't fall asleep anymore..." Maru concluded.
Jin shook his head in wonderment.
Koki peeked in more fully, "Eh? Jin? You're not sleeping? Why? Do you have jet lag from the US?"
Jin flushed, "No... No... not jet lag... I think I have insomnia."
T-TUN all jumped backwards, "Ehhh?! Now you have insomnia?! Why? What happened?" They cried out in unison.
Jin scratched his head, "I don't really know... I was lying in bed with Kame in my arms and then Kame's computer turned on and I heard him say he doesn't miss me-"
Koki nodded, "Ah, yeah. He was doing that a lot-"
"What?! Really?! He said that a lot-" Jin looked even more distraught.
Koki, not realising that he had made things invariably worse, patted him on the back a few times, "Don't worry, Jin-kun, T-TUN are on the case! We will help you go to sleep and fulfill mission-"
Maru slapped his hand over Koki's mouth. "-Mission 'Make Jin Fall Asleep.' There. A nice, simple, easy mission name."
Koki pulled Maru's hand off him, "Anyone want to vote? We can go with Maru's 'nice, simple, boring' mission name, or we could have mission, 'Cure Jin's Insomnia and/or Jet Lag and Return Him Back to the Comforts of Kame's Arms so that They May Finally Get the Chance to Have Hot Sex'! Anyone? Anyone?"
The other KAT-TUN members walked away.
*
"Ok, gather round people!" Koki waved eagerly, glad to have something to do at midnight. "Since Kame is making up for two weeks worth of sleep, we're going to help Jin!"
Jin glanced around nervously, "Guys.. I don't know about this, I really think I'll just wait for Kame to wake up to help me-"
"Since all our individual efforts failed abysmally, this time we shall endeavour to succeed as team!" Koki continued as though he was not just interrupted.
T-TUN nodded vigoriously in unison and looked round at each other with determined expressions.
Jin sank into his chair in utter despair.
*
"Wow... sugoii~" Ueda cried out, "I can't believe we still have this stuff from that skit all those years ago! It's so good to keep everything," He proclaimed happily.
"Yeah... but this place is starting to resemble a junk yard with all the crap we pile into it..." Junno grimaced as he stared at their storage room.
"Aiya~ just hurry up and put the costume on! Jin might fall asleep and then our fun will be ruined!" Koki poked his head out of the storage room. "Ne! Jin! Go lie in your own bed and we'll be there in a second!" Once Jin's shuffling footsteps were heard walking away from them, Koki ducked back into the room and they all hurriedly changed.
*
10 minutes later they were standing outside of Jin's closed bedroom door. Koki peeked in to make sure Jin was still awake before four adult-sized, multicoloured, walking of their 'hind' legs, sheep came into the room. Tail, ears, fur and all.
Jin stared at the sheep.
T-TUN stared back at Jin.
Finally it was too much for Jin and he burst out into hysterical laughter, tears of mirth sliding down his face. "Oh-oh god! You should see yourselves! Ahahahahaha!" Jin clutched his sides, fighting to regain his breath.
"So... do you feel sleepy yet?" Junno ventured, oblivious to the true extent of how ridiculous he looked.
Jin gave him a disbelieving look before he collapsed back into laughter.
"Hey! This is serious! This is our first technique to help you go to sleep!" Koki declared triumphantly.
When Jin's chuckles had finally managed to subside, he panted out, "How is you guys looking like a bunch of idiots going to help me sleep?"
Koki ignored the 'idiot' comment, and explained, "You know the old adage? Count sheep to sleep? Well, we're going to help you as you count us sheep. See? Now that I've explained it, it isn't so ridiculous-"
Koki was interrupted by Jin falling back onto the bed in laughter once again.
Koki waited patiently for the last of Jin's giggles to die, "Okay, now that you've gotten that out of your system, we'll take turns crossing back and forth in front of you. Ready! Maru, you first."
A large, purple, bulky sheep walked swiftly towards the bed and climbed onto it. Jin watched in bewilderment as said purple sheep stood on his bed, making it lean dangerously to one side, stepped over Jin's body and jumped down on the other side, before looking expectantly at Jin.
It took Jin a beat to realise what the gigantic mammal wanted, "...O-Oh... one." He rolled his eyes inwardly whilst still trying to hold back his giggles.
Satisfied, the big Maru-sheep walked around the bed as the green Junno-sheep readied himself.
He crossed over to the bed with as much dignity a grown man in a sheep suit could muster, tripped over the bed, toppled onto Jin and scrambled his way down the other side.
Tears of laughter started to blur Jin's vision, even the pain of Junno's weight on him didn't deter his humour, but finally he managed to splutter out, "T-two..."
When pink Ueda climbed onto the bed on all fours and daintly tried to cross over Jin's body like a sheep, Jin's face had turned a startling shade of red with all the chortles he was trying - unsuccessfully - to stifle.
It was only when yellow Koki-sheep readied himself to literally jump over the bed - as they do in those cartoons - that Jin actually fell off the bed in fright and ended up guffawing on the floor that finally brought an end to the whole T-TUN sheep strategy.
*
10 minutes later, 4 ex-sheep were back in Jin's bedroom, their cheeks faintly splashed with bits of red, and they all looked particularly eager to forget about what had just happened.
"Well... that was a failure." Koki stated cheerfully. "Never mind, never mind, on to Plan B! Jin! For you to fall asleep, you're going to backwards from 100, but in English! Let's see how much LA has taught you!"
Jin sighed, ready to try anything. "All right... 100...99...98...9- eh... eeto..."
"It's 97! Sheesh, even I know that!" Junno face-palmed in an exaggerated fashion. "Honestly, all those months in LA has been wasted on you!"
Jin sulked, "Hey! It's hard! I'm not good with the alphabet! You do it for me!"
Junno rolled his eyes smugly, "Fine I will. 97...96...95...94...92-"
"Aha!"Jin exclaimed triumphantly, "You left out 93, baka!"
"Ehhh?! No! 93 comes after 74-"
Jin's arms flailed up and down, "It doesn't! It doesn't! Gah! I give up-"
A adorably sleepy Kame entered the room at that exact moment, wondering what all the ruckus was about. He rubbed his eyes tiredly, "Jin-kun? What are you guys doing, it's 2 in the morning-"
Jin leapt out of bed, and was by Kame's side in a flash, pulling the slightly cold Kame into his warm embrace. "Hey, Kazu-chan, what are you doing out of bed? You're all cold and you need to catch up on your sleep, this isn't healthy you know-"
Kame snuggled further into Jin's arms as Jin fretted over him. "Mm... couldn't sleep without you... " He mumbled so that only Jin could hear, "I missed you so fucking much, Jin... Ne, what are you doing up? Jet lag or something?"
Upon hearing Kame's words, Jin relaxed more than he thought was possible. He hugged the cute turtle even tighter and murmured against his hair, "No... just couldn't sleep-"
Kame grinned wickedly all of a sudden, "Weellll~, I've got a better way to make you sleep-" He ignored Koki's indignant cry of, "Better than adult-sized sheep?!"
"I've had like, 10 hours of sleep already... and Jin~" Kame stood on his tip toes to whisper into the older one's ears, "I've really missed you. Don't you think I deserve something for waiting for you so patiently, hmm?" Kame bit Jin's ear softly and moved his lips lower to catch Jin's, completely ignoring the - by now - creeping out of the room quietly T-TUN.
Jin's eyes flashed with understanding, and he made sure the door was fully locked before pushing Kame onto his bed and sliding his lips over the turtle's mouth hotly.
Kame arched under him, and mewled out his wanton pleasure.
As Jin's large hand gripped Kame's dripping cock, and the turtle writhed under his large frame, all thoughts of sleep fled from Jin's mind.
*
Outside T-TUN had their ears pressed up tightly against the door, and stepped backwards when the kissing noises started.
Koki clapped his hands together in satisfaction. "Well, that takes care of that. They'll have hot sex that goes on for hours and then fall asleep in each others' arms. Well done T-TUN! Good job! Good job! Good job! Our brilliant minds combined into one is obviously an unstoppable force!"
After their quiet cheering halted, Koki looked round at them. "So... it's 2am. We should probably go to sleep."
Junno nodded, "Yeah. Probably."
Ueda bit his lip, "...I don't really feel sleepy..."
Maru stood beside Ueda, and wrapped an arm around the smaller one's waist, "Yeah... me neither..."
"Come to think of it... I'm not that sleepy either..." Junno pondered.
"Yeah..." Koki agreed, "Me too..."
T-TUN stared at each other with worry, and a terrifying thought came to them simultaneously. "Oh no! We have insomnia!"
Koki tried to still Junno who had started to run around the room with his hands in his hair, crying out, "What are we going to do?! What are we going to do?!"
"Calm down Junno! We just have to make ourselves sleep!" Koki reasoned. "Right, yosh!"
And all at once, Ueda started his meditation, Koki went to find his purple Teletubbies suit, and Junno started to sing the 'swimming' song.
"Idiots!" Maru cried out, "I've got a better idea! Our sleeping patterns have completely changed because we were so focused on helping Kame and Jin that we're awake at night! So this is what we'll do," He waited for T-TUN to huddle around him.
"We fly to America where there's like a 12 hour time difference and we get some sleep there!"
"Yosh!"
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I'm sorry for the epic fail of a sequel T-T *gets bricked*
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