I just listened to Apache by the Sugarhill Gang FOUR TIMES IN A ROW VERY LOUDLY.

(It's the Lynx warmup song and also the song they dance to when they win.)

See:

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Let's play a game called ask me anything! I'll answer in the comments. Do it anonymously or not, I don't care.

I am a pretty big Gatorade drinker. I'm a huge fan of the lemon-lime variety in particular. They've recently (or maybe not so recently) changed their bottle designs, and I'm pretty sure they've changed the recipe of their lemon-lime kind! I don't know if there's too much Yellow 5 or not enough glycerol ester of wood rosin, but something is awry and ( Read more... )

I can't stop laughing at this:

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It may not be appropriate to listen to at work, because it talks about bosoms and pooping and weiners.

Two straws in a bottle of Boones and a bonfire is a fine way to spend a Saturday night.

I have a tooth pain. It's nearly got me in tears. And the past four fucking dentists I've called (all upon recommendations by co-workers) are closed for the weekend.

Hey, nice, because teeth aren't important on Fridays!

I'm going to get another tattoo, but there's a problem.

This is what I want:

( cut because i'm nice, bitches )

I want to buy a new computer. Mine's 4 years old and while it runs fine, I think I need a new one. But I get scared anytime I spend that much money on anything ( Read more... )

Elliott Yamin (from American Idol last season) is going to be a Trocadero's Sunday night. I kind of want to go, but I also kind of don't want to be the only person there.

http://www.trocaderos.com/ plays a fucking midi file as background music and there's no way to stop it. Hi, 1999 web

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