[in the smallest room he could find]

[stanofthenight]

[is flat on his back and staring at the ceiling as he talks] A new room, and a new tomb. A new rat-race to watch. The valley of despair has led me here, and so... [closes his eyes dramatically] Here, I expire. Here, I await the cold hand of Death.

... Seriously, Death, stop playing with Kenny and get over here. Geeze.

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[stopidspoildhor]

... Stan?

Strikeouts muttered.

[stanofthenight]

Oh crap, I can't even die in peace. Hey.

[stopidspoildhor]

You're not.. regular Stan, are you?

[stanofthenight]

I'm not an ultra conformist like you if thats what you mean by 'regular'.

[dead_doll_kenny]

Whats crack-a-lackin', emo-stan?

[stanofthenight]

Pain. Stop bogarting Death, some of us need him too.

[dead_doll_kenny]

Man I can't help it if I'm so sexy Death just wants me THAT BAD.

[stanofthenight]

He can have you back afterwards. All I need is a prod man, don't be greedy.

[stan_o]

...

[stanofthenight]

...

[clydexdonovan]

Why so serious?

[stanofthenight]

[is clearly torn between answering with pain or talking about Batman] ... Why not?

[clydexdonovan]

Because... because there's lots of really amazing things in life that you could be amazed about! Like boobs. They always make me happy anyway.

[redheadjew]

So,..this is the Stan I've been hearing about? [Raises an eyebrow.]

Strikeouts muttered, Fixed the HTML

[stanofthenight]

It's strange that I get such a small spark of happiness that you're at my deathbed. Older for some reason, but hey. Perhaps I'm numb....

[redheadjew]

...Spark of happiness? Why's that?

[stanofthenight]

I can't feel faintly happy over seeing a familiar face before I die?