"I Don't Want Kids"

[southernronin]

Dear Cool Kids

Comments

[lainiest]

I really can't tell whether this is sarcastic or not.

[lainiest]

Or rather I mean I can tell it's sarcastic, what I can't tell is whether it's being posted sincerely. That works better.

[southernronin]

What do you think?

[pseudovillain]

A fucking men my friend

I am Darwin bitches.

No child will spring forth from this body, and most will thank me for doing so.

:-)

xoxo Earl

[southernronin]

I'll give you $10 if you can name 10 guys who think you shouldn't have kids. Private bet.

[pseudovillain]

you ONLY want 10?

[southernronin]

Yup. Stipulations are: no family members, no ex-boyfriends.

[spellwight]

Instead of Planet of the Apes, try Idiocracy. That's a feel-good movie of our future . . . Not!

[southernronin]

That movie came to mind as I was writing this, and I'm surprised more people didn't take the same message I have: "If you want to improve the world, have kids, and show them the way it should be."

Also: "don't be a bastard to your kids."

[tripartite]

That's the sad part, the few that are probably worthy of having children don't want them. The masses that are worthless are piling them up faster than the scratch-off lotto tickets piling up in their pickup truck. :)

[southernronin]

In the time it took us to exchange these messages, the simian-rednecks just established martial law in Atlanta.

[tripartite]

What did you expect, they don't have clean drinking water!

[lexelby]

I was with you right up until the point where I realized you were being sarcastic :P

[southernronin]

Am I?

[lexelby]

Well, okay, are you?

As I see it, either you're being sarcastic, and the purpose of this post is to get down on cool people who don't want to reproduce... or you're being deadly serious, and you're still getting down on cool people who don't want to reproduce. Unless it's satire?