057 - THE MASTER HATES CUTE THINGS.

[soundof_drums]

DOCTOR!!

What is this gawky thing you've left in my room? Its feet are too large for its runty body, and it insists on making a nest in my bedding!

[OOC: Somehow, the Doctor has gotten it in his head that the Master's rehabilitation process would be helped if he had an animal to take care of. So he's foisted a yellow lab puppy on him :c

Comments

[celerystyle]

It's a puppy! Be nice to it Master!

Nevermind that the Master's a runt, too :c

[soundof_drums]

It's a runt! A responsible breeder would have drowned it!

The Doctor has a lot of affection for small useless things :c

[celerystyle]

Well, a responsible Time Lord would have put you to death long ago, so I suppose you're both lucky to have me.

Small, useless things named Master? :D :D :D

[soundof_drums]

Like you tried to do with the black hole, Doctor?

OMG PUPPY PLAYDATE

[mimic_peter]

You got a pet?

IT MUST HAPPEN

[soundof_drums]

I seem to be saddled with a beast, yes.

IT WILL

[mimic_peter]

What kind of pet? Are you going to name it?

[soundof_drums]

A yellow Labrador. Its hair is already all over my suit.

...Lucy. After my wife.

Guess who is very much amused!

[sheis_stilllost]

You actually have something that wants to sleep in your bed?

He doesn't appreciate this!

[soundof_drums]

Rose! How's the neck?

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[sheis_stilllost]

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[sheis_stilllost]

I'm going to get you back for that. Shut up!

[soundof_drums]

I've had more than enough quality time with cats. And really, it's a bad idea to have such a delicate creature on the Barge.

[soundof_drums]

Oh, you'll be so disappointed when you discover what a lie that truly is!

She is a fast learner. I'm particularly skilled at breaking animals in.