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[soulofocean]

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Gaaaah~!!

WHAT ON EARTH IS THIS, SOME KIND OF STUPID JOKE?! Where IS this shady place? It sure isn't Tokyo Tower! O-kay, so I was getting bored OUT OF MY MIND with that dumb field trip. But I didn't

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action; PLACEHOLDERRRR~

[senninlegacy]

[And here's our blonde, idiot hero--currently training in the underground and having more fun than anyone in extremely dangerous situations should have. He's just in the middle of obliterating yet another monster when his sensitive ears pick up the sound of a scream and strange noises somewhere close but still unknown to him.]

Ehhh... what the hell?

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[soulofocean]

[Here's the damsel in distress running down the long shadowy alley at a faster speed than a normal human being would be able to. Though does she notice? No way in hell. She does catch sight of Naruto as she dashes right past him.]

...Don't just stand there!! RUN, YOU IDIOT!

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[senninlegacy]

Eh?

[At first the energetic blonde is dumbfounded--the sight of the girl speeding past him while being chased by some strange monster that seemed to ignore Naruto was a bit too much. He scratched his cheek a few times until he realized that, 'Hey, there's somebody in danger!'. Still in his Sage Mode, he quickly took off after the retreating female and the invading beast.]

Hey! Leave her alone, bastard!

[A few handsigns are made and two identical clones join him at his side in a puff of smoke. The original Naruto quickly grabs the slimy creature by it's tail and pulls hard, stopping it in its tracks and almost tearing the appendage off with the force as his clones rush towards Umi to protect her.]

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[soulofocean]

Hey, I appreciate the gesture! But just in case you didn't notice, THERE'S A HUGE CREEPER CHASING---!!

HUH?? [Just as she heard Naruto taunting the creature, Umi turned her head: precisely in time to have a look at the young ninja while he unleashes his technique. She stops dead on her tracks out of astonishment, eyes wide.]

A-amazing... BUT IS EVERYONE ROUND HERE A FREAK??

[She stares at each of the Naruto-replicas one at a time, not paying much attention to the battle.] W-what's this? Identical quads...??

[i_themagician]

Are you okay, Miss?!

[soulofocean]

DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M OKAY?? Why doesn't anyone send the army over here??

Someone should stop him before he tries to rescue her.

[i_themagician]

Well! I don't have an army, but where are you?

even bb!Yuuko threadjacks

[moresake]

I thought we were finding a way out of here.

That place looks scary.

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[moresake]

Everybody's been kidnapped. [the ~world-weary~ sigh of an eight-year-old]

But there aren't any monsters in my house.

bb!Clow threadjacks, too

[i_themagician]

Our house!

[moresake]

Whatever. Mine.

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[soulofocean]

Everybody!? What is this, some kind of mass-kidnapping by some terrorist group??

[dreamsofnoah]

You are so cursed, Umi.

[soulofocean]

No, really?? You people SO deserve the sadistic unhelpful award...

[dreamsofnoah]

...you're in the Underground, aren't you?

[soulofocean]

If I had any idea where I was I'd have been able to get that pissy police operator to send HELP! But yes! That's what all these weirdos keep calling it.

I would call it a backstreet!

[revengeisalie]

Calm down, will you? ... and, uhm. This is...

This is not actually Scrapyard City, is it?

[soulofocean]

The name fits this place rather well!

I'll calm down after the swat team gets here!

[revengeisalie]

Not really. It's way too pretty.

... something is weird around here.

[soulofocean]

You're not the one down here! Ewwww... empty cans... It's like sanitation is nonexistent in this place!!