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[soulofajedi]

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I just snorted my coffee all over myself. Awesome! LOL

[soulofajedi]

The belly patting thing was SO IRRITATING. The last thing I ever wanted was for to someone to touch me, especially my hideous pregnant belly, and especially a stranger. I think the most I did was to touch a non-pregnant woman's belly and ask "When is yours going to start to show?" Super Market Woman was aghast.

I think if I was going to make a wedding Venn diagram, it would probably go something like this:
People think I want:
Big floofy wedding dress
To hear about your wedding
hand-me-down punchbowl to sit in the closet

I want:
To have eloped
To Kill you
For my relations to stop spazzing
To talk about my wedding constantly

Things in common:
Wedding cake

Heck, I'd make one myself if my new computer wasn't missing a graphics programs.

[sasha_feather]

I think the most I did was to touch a non-pregnant woman's belly and ask "When is yours going to start to show?"

OMG I love you!

Hahahah!

I agree with below commenter-- I am also afraid to touch people's bellies, whether they be pregnant or no. Even when I'm invited to do so I'm reluctant; it just seems so personal!

[patnlizz]

I'm afraid to touch pregnant women's belly. Even if they are my friends and basically force me to do it. I'm a hugger but that seem like getting in someones business.

This made me laugh a lot. I'll have to share it.

[tetratitania]

I saw that on Graph Jams this morning and immediately thought of you!

[ex_hellocth126]

I hates pickles. Passionately.

Now, I actually want to get pregnant to see if I acquire a taste for them.