A/N: Okay, so...this fic...you said crack, and I took that with no grains of salt. Like, at all. So here you are, a 275980, and it should certainly...brighten your day, kirishimaayama . XD

( Pinwheeling: )

A/N: Yuuup, a real chapter. On lj. True facts are true. :D

Dear 59-kun
Relevance( Dear UGGGH, MINDSOAP NEEDED, UGGGH, I am just horrified at all of this. I wish I could erase it from my memory. No, I didn’t know that, nor did I want to know any of that. UGGGH. As for choosing your favorite pairing: ALL OF THE FOLLOWING KIND OF MAKE ME WANT TO KILL A PUPPY AND/OR HURL, SO YEAH. )

 A/N: Hello everyone! Hope you guys enjoy today's posts. An actual chapter is coming directly after this. To leave me a letter or to see the chapter catalogue, click HERE. :D

Dear 59-kun
Interlude 3: Reminiscence( Several moments after he’d sent the letter, a little downcast because of the resonance it held in his own life, he realized that the sun was nearly back up now. He tiredly placed his arms around his knees, placed his head on his thighs and closed his eyes, preparing for another day of the shadows to creep behind his seafoam-green eyes. )

 A/N: Okay, so, I wish I learned about khrfest last year. WAY TOO MUCH FUN FOR ME. :D I love filling my prompts. Also, lots of fics tonight--I'm in the middle of finishing up DFNK ch. 17 & interlude 3, so woo hoo. :3

But for now, have my second khrfest fic. :D

Title: Natural Order
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Foul Language.
Prompt: 5YL!Yamamoto and 5YL! ( Read more... )

( A/N )

~Your very handsome Bro~

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Dear WHO IN THE FUCK ARE YOU,

I don’t know what kind of sick stuff you’re snorting, but I don’t have a brother. My father didn’t father anyone besides aneki and myself, and besides, my mother died shortly after my birth.

…If it’s so ‘full of love’, go hire a fucking hooker and giver her (or him, hey, your ( Read more... )

 
( Dear What the Fuck is With All The Stalking Questions, You should shove them in his face. Or his Wheaties. (You cannot tell me that wouldn’t be the fucking breakfast of champions.) )

-TryingToAvoidDeath

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Dear Ha ha ha, Have Fun,

So guess what? YOU’RE SCREWED! I’d love to see this, because it might actually brighten my fucking day.

..,

59~sama~

I heard from my leader that you were very happy? That's good, we want our number one fan to always be psyched. When you go back to your house, we left a little ( Read more... )

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Dear Up Yours, Bastard,

And yet. No one is allowed to fucking touch the Tenth. You try, you die.

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Dear 59-kun,

I'm really bad in my studies, how do you do so well in your studies without listening to the class? Did you already learn them in Italy before coming to Japan?

-Pudding

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Dear Go Crack A Book ( Read more... )

Also, do you think you could help me with my math homework next semester? Or recommend a good tutor?

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After reading the letter, his eyes grew slightly sparkly. He hastily typed up a response to that, grabbing his cell phone as he did so, getting ready for a day of adventures.

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Dear Greatest Fucking Piece of News Ever!,

I’ve ( Read more... )