I hate feelings. Evolution should get rid of them. This is not even funny. Not any more.

I just unintentionally ran into a closed door with my face. Hard enough to make my nose bleed on the outside, and on the inside. This is my first nosebleed ever. I'm sorry it had to happen this way.

Five songs I am borderline obsessed with lately, in order of obsession:

1. Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon - Neil Diamond/Urge Overkill
2. Halcyon + On + On - Orbital
3. Wild Horses- Rolling Stones
4. Strict Machine - Goldfrapp
5. Red Red Wine - Neil Diamond

A guaranteed way to wake up feeling like trash without drinking or doing drugs, is to sleep with your make up on ( Read more... )

( flipping you the bird )

Holy shit, the internet connection on my laptop works again.
I LOVE YOU MY LITTLE TOSHIBA MUFFIN!
He was sick and full of 37 terrible viruses.

I know this matters to no one but me, but it's been so long.
I think I am emotionally attached. The time apart has only made my love grow stronger.

In 9 minutes... 14 days until my side rises from the

I say things like this ( Read more... )

I sound conceited and self-important all the time! Hurray!

It's my fucking birthday, and I am OLD ( Read more... )

Some slut fly laid eggs in my lunch at work today. I was thisclose to vomiting.

( They look like this )