canon drabble - Jimbo Made Up
Here comes the first one. Wants to buy me a drink, tell me I'm the best.
Well it's true, I'm quick. Had to be, 'round my old man.
Like to buy Jimbo a beer. Best rodeo clown I ever worked with.
Get a real job, he shouts but I swear this is my calling.
End of the season I'll rub his nose in the money I made.
I'll tell him I learned from him and wear the greasepaint when I say it.
No thanks, cowboy. If I was to let every rodeo hand I pulled a bull off of buy me liquor
I'da been an alcoholic long ago.
He'll smile and give me that look I hate before he tips back the bottle.
Pullin bulls off you buckaroos is just my job.
Save your money for your next entry fee, cowboy.
Someday he'll be old and beg me to save him. Won't that be a killer.
