EVENT [OPEN]

[excalibuuuh]

Characters: YOU

Location: EVERYWHERE

Rating: YOUR LEGEND BEGINS

Time: IN THE 12TH CENTURY (Dec 5th-6th, starts at 5am)

Description: FOOLS (The Event log for the Excalibur Quests!)

Comments

[Karkat | wherever Zatanna carries him | sunup to sundown | open!]

[dungenessmaster]

[Behold a troll upon a pale horse hot magic lady.

Ask him what he's doing.

Go on. Ask.]

[dungenessmaster]

Oh fuck! All day?

[heretolookhot]

For six hours.

[dungenessmaster]

Well, that's less terrible. I'm going to be working on my legend until fucking sundown, it's the dumbest thing ever.

Who's the drag queen?

[heretolookhot]

Saralugu...or something.

[dungenessmaster]

Oh god, Saralegui? Have fun with that. And by that I mean try to resist the urge to destroy your own fucking lobe stem that typically comes from talking to him for more than five minutes.

[heretolookhot]

I'll be singing at him, not talking.

[dungenessmaster]

He's still probably going to have a bunch of unfunny smartass shit to say.

[heretolookhot]

That's just great.

[dungenessmaster]

You could have done worse. I mean... probably. Good luck not blowing out your squawk box.

[fishnets]

Apparently. [Awk...wardly lifts him up. Ugh. Her back. :|]

[spandexisyouth]

[He's on his way to Morning Training when he sees Karkat, and can't help but stop and stare.]

...Are you... both having fun?

[dungenessmaster]

[oh gdi]

Of course we are, this is how I'm beginning my legend. It's the most fun two people can legally have while their netherdressings are still firmly in place.

[spandexisyouth]

[Blinks.]

I think we should work on finding you more ways to have fun. But that will have to wait a couple of days. Do not worry, Karkat, I will not forget you! I will help!

[dungenessmaster]

Sure, yeah, whatever. We can worry about that in a couple of days.

[because this godawful quest ends when the sun goes down. Karkat uncaps a bottle of water and takes a healthy swig.]

[spandexisyouth]

Sure? Splendid! I will look forward to it!