& the deal is sealed.

[celestialistic]

Characters: Lucy Heartfilia, Shalnark, Okita Sougo.
Location: Deadly Pretty Maid Café.
Rating: PG-something, probably.
Time: December 4; around noon.
Description: Wherein two “brothers” are more alike than most would ever come to appreciate.

Comments

I'll switch us to action!

[sadoslash]

The reason I like maid cafés isn't because of the maids itself...

[ He explains to Shalnark as they approach the building. ]

...it's because every single girl in there has to get in touch with their inner M while serving you.

[ There's a slight flicker of his lips. Oh, he's gone to many and tormented the workers in there with no remorse. Okita pulls open the door, and then blinks when they're greeted by Lucy. ]

Ah. Speaking of M's.

Oh my god, you guys, I love you so hard

[shalnark]

Oh, I can understand that. After all, the appeal of a maid in these sort of establishments obviously has to reflect the S-type customers that flock to these sort of things.

[waves]

Hello, Miss Heartfilia.

It's more than mutual! ❤

[celestialistic]

How many times do I have to tell you two to stop calling m-

[But, she suddenly stops herself mid-sentence; half-realizing her current position. And with the slightest of coughs, she successfully masks her (obvious) distaste with a polite smile.]

It’s so nice to be having you two here. [She almost wants to cringe. This place really needed a "NO SADISTS ALLOWED" sign.] Please allow me to show you two to your seats. [Oh, and that reminds her!]

And Master Shalnark, you can just call me Lucy.

[sadoslash]

[ Oh the grin on Okita's face is of the utmost sadistic caliber because here and now, the customer is always right. ]

What if we just call you M for the time being? I think it fits much better...