track 002 || video || December 8th

[bass_instincts]

[The video is focused on two packs of very similar cigarettes. One reads "Black Stone" with "cherry" written in red script at an angle. The other says "Black Death" and has "cherry" written in a very similar font, except it looks a bit like dripping blood.]They look the same. They smell the same, but what are the chances that I'm going to get the

Comments

video;

[heretolookhot]

Probably low? There's shitty puns on everything.

video;

[bass_instincts]

[The video is back on him. He's smoking a cigarette from one of those two.] This is one of the more concerning ones I've found. I always known cigarettes were slowly killing me, but this is taking that idea a bit far.

video;

[heretolookhot]

Not at all the worst. You should see their tampon brands.

video;

[bass_instincts]

[He looked a little worried as he smiled.] I think I'd rather not.

Video

[bulletsncursing]

[Leon holds up a pack of "Malfortune Borough" cigarettes-- simply packaged as "Mal-Boro".]

Been there, done that. Those are pretty classy cigarettes, man. These Mal-Boros are enough for me.

But y'know, those death things are everywhere-- on the Deadhills to the motherfuckin' Languish Strikes. It's like eternal Halloween, even tho' 's pretty close t' Christmas.

Video

[bass_instincts]

It feels a bit like walking into "The Nightmare Before Christmas". I was expecting them to break out into song on the tour, introducing their Pumpkin King.

[A bit of a laugh.] And Mal-boros aren't bad either. Sensible and they get the job done. [His tone is implying that it might be a complement about the smoker.]

Video

[bulletsncursing]

Heh. I'd be fuckin' amused if their leader was a real Pumpkin King. Well... that dude called Death the Kid looks pretty close to a Jack Skellington. You've seen him, right?

[He grins.]

Glad to know someone who knows their cigs. Well-- the same cigs from where I come from. And you know the same movies from my time, too. What year was it before you came here?

Video Ahhh T_T Year is never mentioned! We'll go with publication year since it's modern~

[bass_instincts]

2000.

I wasn't paying much attention, but I guess he was the kid with the white in his hair? I'd like to know how he gets those stripes so even.

What about for you?

[PERMAVIDEO]

[rangerforlife]

[Tommy frowns ever so slighty.]

Or you know, you could quit smoking all together.

[PERMAVIDEO]

[bass_instincts]

[Have a brilliant smile.] I could, but I'd rather not.

[rangerforlife]

[Smiles back, wryly.]

I suppose it's your own choice... for what it's worth, I doubt they'd sell something to cause the plague here.

[bass_instincts]

That's true. It would not help their war.