✖ second shadow | text | 1 december - early morning

[imikojaganashi]

I saw this morning that there are ninjas here, at training. 
I hope these are not your only source of defense here - as most ninjas I have seen in action are poorly trained and revolting excuses for warriors.

Also, are there any ice cream shops around here?

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[betterrockets]

Oh they're fine. Usually.
And if they're at training, then they aren't so poorly trained, are they?

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[imikojaganashi]

Depends on who their master is and how well he's trained them. It really doesn't matter if they're training if they've been badly taught.

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[betterrockets]

But there are ninjas there. That's what you said, right?

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[imikojaganashi]

Yes. And?

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[adamants]

Excuse me? [ She looks clearly offended, bordering on irritated. ]

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[imikojaganashi]

Are you unable to read, or something? [snorting.]
I'm fairly sure that's easy to grasp.

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[adamants]

I can read just fine!

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[adamants]

I'm just guessing you have no idea what you're talking about.

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[hatedriven]

[the camera isn't quite focused on Sasuke's face, but the intent is clear in his tone.]

You should be careful about who you insult around here.

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[imikojaganashi]

[and he'll be met by a bored looking red -eyed demon.]
Somehow I am still not threatened.

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[hatedriven]

[Sasuke isn't fazed whatsoever by the red of his eyes; but he does lean back, coming fully into view and leveling the demon with an unyielding stare.]

It's a mistake to underestimate the shinobi here.

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[imikojaganashi]

I never underestimate children - no matter their unfortunate heritage - [hello, has anyone seen yuusuke and kuwabara?]

But let's say my standards won't be set too highly.

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[fridgeburnt]

You're a fucking dumbass. Obviously you haven't lurked around the network enough to read the more substantial posts around and you just decided to turn on your communicator and posted without even thinking, because you figured that'd be alright. Well, fucker, the answer is no.

If you can fucking type, I'm assuming you can also sort of read, but is far too stupid to still use the full capacity of your brain either way. Fucking start here, you goddamned piece of trash. And maybe next time you make a post, you're not going to be setting yourself up as a self-important little twit whose best contribution so far to this war is learning how to press the Enter key.

You're welcome.

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[imikojaganashi]

Funny, your guide looks like something Kuwabara would type up thinking it was a funny joke - and he is better suited as a coat hangar.

Maybe we ought to do you the same favor.

[fridgeburnt]

I get it. You like to think you are relevant. BREW needs to stop bringing in idiots to the field, nothing good comes out of it.

No-one cares about your goddamned friends, especially if they are just about as intelligent as you are. Learn to fucking read, someone's doing you a favour, you ungrateful trash.

[then again, he's preaching to the walls! high improvement. not.]

[imikojaganashi]

[well, at least he's practicing habits he's learned from his human friends in that eye roll - which only looks so dramatic because, well. his eyes are so large.]
Self important humans will always be the same.

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[ofshroudingred]

You yourself just stated it is due to being poorly trained, how is it that you can judge all ninjas off of those you have seen?

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[imikojaganashi]

There seems to be a downward spiral, as far as I have seen.
Masters choosing bad apprentices to learn their crafts - it can't be that different across the board.

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[ofshroudingred]

It is different in every village.

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[imikojaganashi]

So I've heard. Still, Touya is the only ninja I have ever met that was worthy -
And he still died.