Comments | soul_campaign: Disk 2: [text] November 27th, around 6:30pm

glitchycat in soul_campaign

Disk 2: [text] November 27th, around 6:30pm

Jul 10, 2011 23:45

Users. Your world is very confusing and illogical. I have thought of more questions. Answer these:

What is their function?

How do they work?

Why are they so imperfect?

How do human viruses work?

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text; she's pretending she didn't see the lingerie question XD itaidakimasu July 11 2011, 04:00:19 UTC

Those lights in the sky are stars; they're giganting balls of...well, basically superhot gases. The sun is a star, and I'm not sure about the moon, but there should be books on it in the Library.

Viruses are something else that have books to explain them better, but the sun is only harmful in large doses; sunlight is necessary for life. Clothes can have all different sort of purposes. Sometimes, like with high heels, we wear them because we think we look better wearing them.

I can't speak for everybody, but most females are generally shorter than males, and other than that, usually it means that they haven't finished growing yet, or just were only meant to grow to a certain height.

Users are created when...

....that's another book question, I think.

They remove it by shaving it off with a razor; do not attempt this on your own without getting a man to show you first, okay ( ... )

[text] Ahahahah, oh, Mama Yako! glitchycat July 11 2011, 04:23:34 UTC

What is gas? All stars are so hideous up close?

[Guess who was reading a dictionary.]

The books are a little confusing. They assume one has User knowledge. I will look at them again.

So the little Users are all females? I see. Thank you.

I could not find any books.

That is a problem. I cannot remove my helmet where others can see my face.

What is your favorite flavor?

I would like to try everything.

[permatext] itaidakimasu July 11 2011, 04:34:14 UTC

Why don't we get you a beginner's science book? That way you can have the basic information first. Amd no, at least not in my world.

No, no; those were supposed to be independent statements, I'm sorry. Naturally, all Users are created very small. They grow as they age, until they hit their terminal growth, and then they stay that size. Women usually stop growing at a lower height than men do. But some men have lower heights too; it's because of something called genetics, but you need to learn the basics in science and biology before we get into that.

I'll help you look. And you can still watch and learn, right? As for trying everything, let's take it one step at a time, okay? Your stomach only has so much storage space, you know.

Was there anything in particular you wanted to try first?

Hmm...vanilla with bits of chocolate and toffee mixed in!

glitchycat July 11 2011, 05:08:16 UTC

Yes.

I do not understand now.

I know. It does not store yogurt well.

No.

Is that what you gave me?

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[video] pickinurpockets July 11 2011, 04:01:25 UTC

[Rikku is completely mortified by this post, and you can kinda tell]

Uh, Rinzler? Some of these questions you...uh, don't ask publicly.

[text] I swear, my laugh was only a little bit evil when I saw this. glitchycat July 11 2011, 04:18:27 UTC

Why?

[video] pickinurpockets July 11 2011, 04:27:26 UTC

Because things like how 'Users' are made and bras and panties are...kinda private.

[text] glitchycat July 11 2011, 04:28:23 UTC

I do not understand. They are just clothing.

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[text] hasthemunchies July 11 2011, 04:37:36 UTC

[That was a lot of questions. And she didn't know the answer to a lot of them. And some of them.. were just so off the wall, but she wanted to help anyways.]

there is a library here, I think..

Libraries have books that should answer your questions. Um, most of them..

I hope this helps. If you have anymore questions that the books don't answer, feel free to ask and I will try to help..

[text] glitchycat July 11 2011, 05:05:19 UTC

I do not know what to say to find books on these subjects.

[text] hasthemunchies July 13 2011, 01:32:54 UTC

You can ask the librarian.. that's what she's there for

[text] glitchycat July 13 2011, 02:09:50 UTC

I think they get tired of my questions.

text; if the yellow and quirk isn't ok, just let me know! 2ollux July 11 2011, 06:06:30 UTC

one at a tiime, fucka22.

I can read it. :3 glitchycat July 11 2011, 23:02:34 UTC

That's why they are in an unordered list.

ok ;3; 2ollux July 12 2011, 16:36:02 UTC

que2tiion for you fiir2t.
what'2 a u2er.

glitchycat July 13 2011, 01:14:33 UTC

Are your keys malfunctioning?

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[Voice] zerozerovier July 11 2011, 07:31:42 UTC

[Under normal circumstances, 004 would be more than happy to answer a few questions... but the wording of this post seems... a little too inhuman for him to ignore.]

What are you?

[text] glitchycat July 11 2011, 23:03:11 UTC

I am a program.

[Voice] zerozerovier July 12 2011, 00:16:34 UTC

A program...? As in a computer program?

[text] glitchycat July 12 2011, 00:23:24 UTC

Yes.

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