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Jun 21, 2011 21:05

[Hi, Death City. Please extend a warm welcome to one (1) pissed off Latina. She turns on the camera, and takes a deep breath, as she averts her eyes. The pause is to avoid bursting out in angry screams. Instead, have angry bitching, as she finally starts to speak.]

This is stupid. I said I wanted to go to Vegas, not Death City, where everyone ( Read more... )

c: tenten, c: sollux captor, santana lopez, c: lauren zizes, c: feferi peixes, c: aqua, c: maito gai, c: rufus shinra, c: kurt hummel, c: soul eater evans, c: souji seta, c: temeraire, c: rinzler, c: ganymede

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1/ummmm like 3? idk. ps not here youjustgotzized June 22 2011, 05:12:20 UTC
[you...have got to be kidding. No, seriously what. Whateven. What.]

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2/3 also not here |D youjustgotzized June 22 2011, 05:14:26 UTC
[Wow, BREW. Just...wow. Lauren has no words for this fuckery. None.]

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3/3 [VIDEO like a boss] youjustgotzized June 22 2011, 05:20:28 UTC
[Though she does have words for Santana. Most of them are not particularly pleasant. But we're not going to use those right now because brb trying not to wtf like crazy over here]

One: We all would've wanted to go to Vegas, not Death City.

Two: No to the killing half the cast of Twilight. Thanks.

Three: There's no Breadstix equivalent here. I looked.

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[VIDEO] heretolookhot June 22 2011, 05:26:03 UTC
...when did you get here? I didn't hear the elephant stomps.

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Video; hesgotsoul June 22 2011, 05:13:52 UTC
We don't have the time to court you, you know.

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Video; heretolookhot June 22 2011, 05:27:37 UTC
But you have time for all the administrative garbage?

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Video; hesgotsoul June 22 2011, 05:30:37 UTC
That 'garbage' is the reason why you've got a place, free food and clothes.

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Video; heretolookhot June 22 2011, 05:38:14 UTC
Yeah, you're right, I should be grateful to you for letting me live comfortably in the psychopathic fantasy land you forced me into.

Fuck off.

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[Video] spandexisyouth June 22 2011, 05:14:35 UTC
I... do not know what about half of the things you said mean.

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[Video] heretolookhot June 22 2011, 05:30:12 UTC
Maybe it's just hard to focus when you have two giant velcro strips trying to eat your face.

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[Video] spandexisyouth June 22 2011, 05:35:56 UTC
Two what doing what? And I am very good at focusing!

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[Video] heretolookhot June 22 2011, 05:50:02 UTC
Your eyebrows. Do you have tiny dicks above your eyes? Because they look like those black censor bars.

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[video] glitchycat June 22 2011, 05:18:53 UTC
[Rinzler just stares at her; what purring is audible through the speakers comes across as irritated and confused. What is this whiny thing? It sounds so odd and illogical and uses many bizarre words. Is it a User?]

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[video] heretolookhot June 22 2011, 05:30:49 UTC
Use your words, honey.

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[video] glitchycat June 22 2011, 05:31:47 UTC
[No, he's just going to stare at her - though "honey" does make his head tilt slightly to the side. "Honey"? What is "honey"?]

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[video] heretolookhot June 22 2011, 05:39:35 UTC
...is there anyone even there?

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[Video] shendefeng June 22 2011, 05:32:26 UTC
[This dragon is having a ridiculously difficult time attempting to decipher what in the world it is that you've just said. He HATES not knowing, and has taken his time looking up common vernacular of modern English, and American English at that. When he's done, he turns on the video option, and speaks in a clear, English accent:]

It would not be quite reasonable for you to ask for this "bling" that you are speaking of, if the rest of us had to earn our keep and gain capital through work.

Are you a weapon, miss? Or perhaps you are a meister?

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[Video] heretolookhot June 22 2011, 05:40:24 UTC
[Uh. Disregarding everything you just said.]

You're a dragon.

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[Video] shendefeng June 22 2011, 05:41:39 UTC
[Is she slow? He peers right back at her.]

Yes, I am a dragon. My name is Temeraire.

What is your name, miss...?

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[Video] heretolookhot June 22 2011, 06:03:50 UTC
Santana. [Pause.] Sorry, are there a lot of you here?

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