[Hi, Death City. Please extend a warm welcome to one (1) pissed off Latina. She turns on the camera, and takes a deep breath, as she averts her eyes. The pause is to avoid bursting out in angry screams. Instead, have angry bitching, as she finally starts to speak.]
This is stupid. I said I wanted to go to Vegas, not Death City, where everyone
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One: We all would've wanted to go to Vegas, not Death City.
Two: No to the killing half the cast of Twilight. Thanks.
Three: There's no Breadstix equivalent here. I looked.
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Fuck off.
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It would not be quite reasonable for you to ask for this "bling" that you are speaking of, if the rest of us had to earn our keep and gain capital through work.
Are you a weapon, miss? Or perhaps you are a meister?
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You're a dragon.
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Yes, I am a dragon. My name is Temeraire.
What is your name, miss...?
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