text; 005 - NOV 06/09 - mid-afternoon

[2ollux]

[ man, screw this city. his sleep schedule is fucked and he can't look outside without getting blinded and there's sand still stuck somewhere in his shoe and the sun's too big and smug and hot and Sollux has yet to find an end to things he can complain about.

all is well [enough] in the world. ]

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[knightofhashrap]

wow okay
thats not creepy sounding at all
like what do you mean you watched me grow up
were you like a crazy badass stalker in the shadows or what
shadowtailing bro the whole god damn time
climbing into our windows and snatching his brother up
hide yo bros and hide yo dads
sollux is creeping on everybody out here

[2ollux]

how el2e do you thiink TZ found you.
2omeone had two 2how the2e 2chlub2 how two u2e the damn viiewport2.
from iimpact two lu2u2 traiiniing two watchiing you futz around wiith your 2hiittya22 toy2.
2talker extraordiinaiire.
2adly no eviidence of your furlove wa2 ever uncovered.
you kept iit two well hiidden.
no one ever knew.

[knightofhashrap]

right you guys can just peer out through the internet and watch us work
like playing sburb or using a webcam but always on
awesome
glad my life was just laid out there for you like that
like a kickass book on video cassette you can watch any time
shit did you like the part where i shit my diapers five billion times as a baby
that must have been enthralling dude
and yeah im an expert at keeping my shit all nice and quiet and wrapped in a nice package of irony duh
furlove included

[2ollux]

triied two name you before.
but iit wa2n't the riight de2iignated tiime 2o ii let iit be.
cute biib by the way.
do you 2tiill keep iit around.
liittle biitty heart and all that 2hiit.

[memorymodus]

oh.....
if you watched dave, did you watch me??? :O

[2ollux]

iin a way.
have two piinpoiint the 2ource of the problem after all.

[memorymodus]

source of the
it wasnt my fault!!!!

[2ollux]

not my lu2u2 not my problem.
what'2 done ii2 done anyway.
2hiit wa2 royally 2crewed up but the way paradox 2pace work2.
iit wa2 probably 2uppo2ed two be that way anyway.
your 2crew up wa2 authoriized you can 2top freakiing now.

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[just_0k]

i see your arm is strong enough to type again! :D
whats up?

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[just_0k]

also i have chocolate left over from halloween if you want

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[just_0k]

be nice to the humans they were only following their timelines progression the same way we did
well okay maybe not me but i was a special case

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[2ollux]

are you done lu2u2iing now.
ok.
yeah ii wouldn't miiind 2ome chocolate.
al2o.
can ii
well.
ok thii2 ii2 goiing two 2ound 2tupiid.

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[fatechange]

You don't have chocolate where you come from?

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[2ollux]

iit'2 rare.
do you?

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[fatechange]

We do, it's a bit expensive but I wouldn't call it uncommon.

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[2ollux]

yeah that'2 how iit ii2 wiith u2.
...
what other food2 do you have liike.
out of curiio2iity.

[Video] Text is fine, though he doesn't understand it all yet.

[spandexisyouth]

I only have one world, and not two. But what would you like to know about my world? We have chocolate, if that is what you are asking!

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[2ollux]

... ii never 2aiid you had two.
what ii2 iit liike.
ii2 iit purely human or do you have other non-human entiitiie2.
and no ii wa2n't a2kiing iif you had chocolate there or not that ii2 a completely unrelated topiic all twogether ok.
wow you human2 and your 2oft liittle thiinkpan2.

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[spandexisyouth]

But you wrote world2!

My world is beautiful. There is a great deal of nature and our villages complement the nature that is around them! We are not all human, but I do not know what two en--

[A pause, as he stops and re-reads. A look of dawning realization comes in to his eyes.]

AHA! So it is like Terezi is not Threereezi! That is an s! We have other entities! They are our summons, animals that are skilled and trained and intelligent and make pacts with us.