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[laserlightbulb]

[Without any warning, a very loud, slightly metallic sounding voice is broadcasted across the communicators.]

GREETINGS, I am three-four-three Guilty Spark, monitor of Installation zero-four! I am here to introduce you denizens to my (ahem, hopefully temporary) reassignment in Death City, Nevada, U.S.. My current assignment is as monitor of Casualty

Comments

[ieatwhenimsad]

Really! How interesting. How do you intend to go about monitoring us?

[laserlightbulb]

Just as how I did on my Installation! Manuel surveillance and, if possible, use of the pre-existing security sensors of the building.

[ieatwhenimsad]

Well I do hope you'll leave us a little privacy. It would be uncomfortable to be watched when we're sleeping!

[sarneveshte]

What is all of that supposed to mean? [If it sounds like he's rolling his eyes while asking that that's because he probably is.]

[laserlightbulb]

[Said as an aside to himself, but still fully perceivable to others] Hmph, it seems not all Reclaimers share the same the Technological Achievement tier. [/end aside]

[Said noticeably slower than his original message] I am 343 Guilty Spark, and I am an artificial intelligence. My current duty is to watch over the residents of Casualty Communal.

[sarneveshte]

You plan to watch all of us? [Almost but not quiet amused tone. Then slightly more perplexed and curious:] Artificial intelligence?

[laserlightbulb]

I'll have you know, my last assignment was much larger than this and things remained in perfect working order for my entire term of service!

Yes, specifically, I am a Monitor-class artificial intelligence construct, start of service (as adjusted to the human timeline): 101,217 B.C.. You may know my makers as the "Forerunners."

[video]

[50starhero]

343 Guilty Spark? That sounds like a robot name. Are you a robot?

Re: [video]

[laserlightbulb]

The less informal term would be "construct", but otherwise you are correct!

[50starhero]

AHAHA! I see!

You know, I made a robot once!

[laserlightbulb]

It's merely me making my presence known.

And you are?

Audio

[laserlightbulb]

Yes, one installation out of seven. I would have provided you coordinates to correct your unfamiliarity, but it seems this places is in an entirely different plane of existence, rendering my navigation systems moot. Phooie.

Audio

[laserlightbulb]

Well, even if you did run through the area I wouldn't be surprised if you were still unaware considering the efforts my makers went through to make it isolat - galaxies, you say?