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[rabukidastrophe]

[This post comes across the network at around noon on August, 15th]uuuuuuuuuugh

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[enliventheworld]

Kida-kun, you ran away before you could get a good look at the UFO yesterday.

[Haruhi is grinning maliciously.]

[enliventheworld]

Is she actually going to be there? I'm not going to come over if you're just baiting me, Kida.

[rabukidastrophe]

Are you mad because I took off yesterday? But I knew if Haruhi-chan got to Celty first you'd try to steal her away. compared to Haruhi-chan's beauty and fiery personality I wouldn't have stood a chance

so I tricked you

But now she's my partner so it's fine to keep up my end of the deal

but I don't know if she'll be here when you come by or not. I know she's coming over later to bring me soup.

Guess it depends on how much time you waste with Minato

[enliventheworld]

I'm not wasting time with Minato. I'll be there to meet Celty, and if she isn't there, then you can see for yourself whether or not I'm angry.

[rabukidastrophe]

my heartbeat will slow until the time I can see Haruhi-chan's smiling face again.

[action, sorry this is so late. Totally slipped my mind, aaa!]

[enliventheworld]

[And that is the sound of your door being kicked open, Kida.]

Kida-kuuuuuuun!

[haha, np]

[rabukidastrophe]

[flopped over in his bed, but lifts his head up at that]

...Haruhi-chan...

[enliventheworld]

[She runs over to his bed, jumps on top of him, and pulls him up by his shirt so that he's looking her in the eyes.]

I hope for your sake that your partner comes soon. I really don't want to have to give you a penalty, Kida-kun~

[rabukidastrophe]

[aaaaaaa i'm being topped

is pretty okay with being topped]

Since I'm a normal human, I can't make her appear by magic. If I could, I'd summon every Dullahan in the world for Haruhi-chan to enjoy right this minute! But as it is, you'll have to be patient.

[enliventheworld]

[She lets go of his shirt and shifts so that she's sitting on the side of the bed.]

Fine. I'll wait for a little bit, but I'm not going to sit here all night with you when I could be at the UFO carnival!

[rabukidastrophe]

I'll send her a message to get her to hurry up.

[flips open his communicator]

Did you bring your half of the deal?

[enliventheworld]

Of course I did.

[She digs in one of her pockets, then holds out five photos. They're all of Battle Waitress Mikuru. Mikuru is making a generic anime-girl pose in al of them.]

[rabukidastrophe]

[GLEE, grabbing for]

Aaah, look at that perfect figure! Those huge, bashful eyes, the ERO blush, that subtle look of fear inspired by Haruhi-chan's demanding personality! She really is the most moe!

[enliventheworld]

She's the SOS Brigade mascot! Of course she's the most moe, with the perfect balance of super cute face and super big boobs! [She smiles proudly.] I'm glad you know how to appreciate a good moe girl, and the fear I inspire in people.

[rabukidastrophe]

*flipping through the photos*

She's really the real deal. Such erotic beauty but such adorable expressions. Just from these photos my manly genetics tell me I have to save her from your malicious use of her. She's really perfect. I'll cherish these until I can meet the real thing.

[enliventheworld]

Mikuru is a loyal member of the Brigade, so you won't be able to steal her away! Super moe girls like Mikuru are too good for shojo heroes like you.