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[bulletcarnage]

[There's a noise of material sliding against another heavier kind fabric from someone shifting their weight into supposedly a more comfortable sitting position. There's also a noise, that is likely characteristic of him by now for some, of something metallic slithering and jingling faintly until the movement stills. There is an equally

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Video;

[karmafree]

I believe a Magic 8-Ball would've provided us with more answers.

[audio]

[bulletcarnage]

[Troll senses are tingling...]

Can't argue with that. Might've given more details too.

Video;

[karmafree]

And the occasional 'ask later', at the worst possible time.

[audio]

[bulletcarnage]

Still more than Shibusen have been willing to give until recently.

[text] my boy's weapon form is a rubik's cube,but he doesn't know it yet. 8D /so amused by this post

[cardfortress]

A standard 3x3x3 cube, or a more complicated one?

[audio] Try the stairs! Maybe he'll find out that way ;p

[bulletcarnage]

... A cube-shaped one. [Yeah, to Heine the details of the rubik's cube is so not the point of this comparison.]

[text] rofl! Maybe he'll just set the stove on fire or something. idek. XD

[cardfortress]

[Heine, Near is disappoint. He wanted to fanboy over puzzles with someone else. ): ]

How specific. And completely unexpected.

[audio] Best of luck to him either way >D Does he know he's a Weapon yet?

[bulletcarnage]

[Sorry Mario Near, but your princess puzzle-geek buddy is in another castle :(]

Yeah well, it's small and square and it's caused a lot of problems. A little anticlimactic in a way.

[Text]

[shadowride]

A terribly complicated Rubik's Cube that grants wishes.

A lamp probably would've been funnier.

[video]

[bulletcarnage]

Sounds a bit like a fairy-cube or something when you put it like that. [Yeah, he's not going to be able to get the image of a Rubik's Cube with wings, a wand and little tutu out of his head now. Thanks, Celty.]

... Why a lamp?

[Text]

[shadowride]

Do fairies grant wishes? [...As one of the Fair Folk, she isn't sure whether or not to take offense.]

You know the story about the Genie of the Lamp?

[audio]

[bulletcarnage]

Dunno. Never met one. Seems like it's kinda in the field of stuff they'd deal with though, I guess.

[A pause. Processing. Proooocessing. Prooooo--OH!]

Ah. That kinda lamp. Thought you meant like a lamppost or something and... Yeah... [Awkward little shuffling sound. Yeah, that did make a lot more sense that what he'd been thinking... Oops.]

Voice.

[closedmarket]

It is at the bottom of the stairwell. Your school of thoughts' students are waiting there, as well.

Voice.

[bulletcarnage]

[Pfffft. Yeah, you're okay, China. You can stay.]

Ah. Just where I left them to develop some theory to do with flinging people up stairs. Glad to see they listen well.

Voice.

[closedmarket]

Defying gravity must remain only a theory?

Voice.

[bulletcarnage]

Of course not. We're working on strapping a slice of buttered toast to a cat's back as we speak.

[audio]

[bulletcarnage]

[Oh you people. Get some retro-culture knowledge, damn it!]

A puzzle, fortune-teller that's never wrong, and a bit of paper you get after several decades of studying at some educational place so you can put 'Dee Arr' in front of your name. 'cept I want mine without the massive work part.

[audio]

[bulletcarnage]

No, no. Dee arr. You know, like the kind in white lab coats and such.