video ☆ january 7th, early morning.

[fishnets]

[The camera's perched atop a coffee table and in the distance is Zatanna (who is wearing a torsolette with thigh-length fishnets attached to the garters). She's inside of a box, her body contorted at an odd angle.]

In case you can't tell, I'm in tip-top shape again! I haven't done a Box Act in a while... [She shifts into an upright position, her

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[rudolphofvamps]

I feel as though someone should point out the irony here, but I'll leave it to the next. If you're sure I'm of age, I mind me able to pencil in a swing-by.

permavideo!!

[fishnets]

Smart boy.

Only if you drink something with an umbrella in it.

just as we're speaking of typos :( sobs PERMAVOICE

[rudolphofvamps]

If you put an umbrella in my Jack, I'll drink it.

it makes me feel better about myself :( also OKAY!!

[fishnets]

You have to drink it through a neon green twirly straw.

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[redpeacock]

[Ah, he remembers this pretty lady from his morning at training.]

You're a magician?

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[fishnets]

I am, yes! [She leans forward and reaches from behind the device, picking up a top hat, placing it on her head; gripping the brim of it tightly, she offers a small wink.] The world's greatest! Though I'm not the world's greatest escapist. Mister Miracle's still got me beat by a good fifteen seconds on average on all fronts!

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[redpeacock]

[And he gets a lovely eyeful. Wow. But he makes sure not to look like some kind of lustful fool.]

So, you're working on your escaping skills?

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[fishnets]

[She tries, even if she says that she doesn't.]

I am! It's too bad that I don't have the same resources here. I can usually get out of a straitjacket in about twenty seconds. My all-time best is twelve. Upside down, chained, and hanging by a rope I tend to average twenty-eight seconds, which has gone down the past few years from an average of half a minute. Mister Miracle could do either in under ten. But that's his skill, escapism. I'm a package deal.