2nd pickle [audio] [December 28th, afternoon]

[picklesplz]

Oi. Is it over?

[Kirin sounds wary, and tired, and possibly hung over.]

Your celebration thing. Are you done being cheery? I mean, can a guy walk out the street without being threatened with poison now? Because I love pickles, you bet I do, but I can't live on only pickles.

I'm not risking another attack on my person, though, just for a trip to a

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[audio]

[nailbitinghabit]

..........

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You're not starving yet, are you?

[PERMAVOICE] FOREVER LATE, SORRY!

[picklesplz]

Of course not, I still have three jars of pickles left.

[PERMAVOICE] It's okay, life happens. ^^

[nailbitinghabit]

Just out of curiosity, how long since you had anything to eat besides pickles?

[picklesplz]

...huh?

[Meaning, what does that mean?]

[VIDEO]

[purrinpumpkin]

Nope! Next is New Years!

[PERMAVOICE] FOREVER LATE, SORRY!

[picklesplz]

...what do you even celebrate about New Year?

[PERMA VIDEO] NP <3

[purrinpumpkin]

It's a brand new beginning or something. Humans seem to like it.~

[picklesplz]

...so? There's nothing to celebrate about that!

[Video]

[ombrasolare]

Poison?

[PERMAVOICE] FOREVER LATE, SORRY!

[picklesplz]

Oh, sorry.

[He's not sorry at all.]

You call them sweets. I call them the road to an early, unpleasant death.

[Video] NO PROBLEM

[ombrasolare]

...that is a side effect of tooth decay I had not heard of before.

[picklesplz]

[Solemnly.]

It's a conspiracy.

voice;

[calledloony]

Did you celebrate Christmas with pickles?

[PERMAVOICE] FOREVER LATE, SORRY!

[picklesplz]

I don't celebrate Christmas. It just so happened to be Christmas when I was celebrating pickles.

[ALSO PERMAVOICE] it's all good I've been slow lately anyway

[calledloony]

[without missing a beat]

Pickles are a nice thing to have a holiday for.

[picklesplz]

[Girl, he likes you. He likes you a lot.]

I agree! There's nothing more deserving of a holiday in the world than pickles.

[Video] /troll

[snipingyourfail]

Death City runs on sweets.

[PERMAVOICE] You're a horrible, horrible person and I LOVE you.

[picklesplz]

...wh-what?

[PERMAVIDEO?] hahahaha kirin is so fun to troll

[snipingyourfail]

Cakes, candy, pastries, not to mention tons of sugar added into gallons of coffee and tea every day. [She's exaggerating about the weights, but it can't be that far considering how much of both the city goes through in a month.]

...what does it say about Azusa that she's the ONE person that has managed to troll the troll?

[picklesplz]

[Horrified little noise.]

This place is hell.